My one true love,
For all to see,
Talk, dark and handsome
Is on the TV.

Seond in command
The Captain's right arm
Will Riker's the one
To keep him from harm.

Imzadi to Troi
Number One to Picard
Commander to others
A good friend by far.

In Ten-Forward with friends
Playing a trombone serenade
Riker's also your man
For a holodeck charade.

Like Robin to Batman
Or Pancho to Cisco
With Picard in battle
He's Starfleet's grand hero!