A LIMERICK
by Layla Brown

There was a Commander named Will
Who longed to be King of the Hill
He strived to be great
Just like James Kirk the Late
Too bad that he fought like a Jill

ANOTHER LIMERICK
by Layla Brown

There once was a pork chop named Riker
Who wooed girls with the gut of a biker
He mimicked James Kirk
Even down to the smirk
But the bell-bottoms just didn't strike her