Sandy's Star Trek Limericks

A LIMERICK
by Sandy Adams

There once was an Ensign named Kirk
Who wore such an adorable smirk.
All the ladies who saw him
Would always sigh, "Oh, Jim!"
While the guys all thought him a jerk!

ANOTHER LIMERICK
by Sandy Adams

There once was an actor named Bill
Who of Trekkies had had quite his fill.
On TV he shouted,
"Get a life!", and then pouted,
Scared the Trekkers would stop watching Bill!

YET ANOTHER LIMERICK
by Sandy Adams

There once was a Captain from Starfleet
Who could always turn on the heat.
When it came to the ladies
"No's" mutated to "maybe's"
'Cause his technique just couldn't be beat!

AND STILL ANOTHER
by Sandy Adams

There once was a Major from Bajor
Who defeated a Gul in the war.
She thought him long gone
But, boy, was she wrong,
'Cause Dukat was still hot for the Major!

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANOTHER?
by Sandy Adams

There once was a Captain, Picard,
With a passion for quoting The Bard.
When confronted by Q
He'd spout a line or two
To remind Q who NextGen starred!