Who's the best, you ask? A tough choice indeed
Of the four great Captains, no one can agree

They say the best by far is a man named Kirk
But good hair and tight pants just don't always work

Jean-Luc, to some, is the man beyond reason
For we ladies do think he's a man for all seasons

On a station alone, with no Starfleet near
Sisko's the one that the enemies fear

Now Voyager's Kate is the first lady of space
"Keep emotions in check and you're still in the race"

They're all great Captains as no doubt you see
But the one in maroon is the true guy for me