A Banishing

If you find that you like both cheese and mustard, and you have something bothering you to which you would like to put an end, try this! Toast a nice slice of bread, and get some mustard in a squeeze bottle. Write down the name of the person, event or thing that you want to end, in mustard, on the toast. Cover with cheddar cheese, and nuke for about a minute. The microwave will kill off anything you put into it. When you are done, eat the resulting cheddar melt. In doing this you have not only destroyed that which was bothering you, but you have accepted responsibility for the result.