In other news, John Somich, arch enemy of the Toxic Revenger has cracked his month old S&M Bennett frame. As i hear it top secret meetings with Kris himself have been taken place to replace the damage frame.
Bj, otherwise know as "Old Man Higgens" has totally exploded in the trick scene this winter making turndowns, barspins, no-footed can cans, and 360's parts of his trickery list. He also was seen wearing a brown sweater in a photo shoot for JNCO, HARO, and K-MART.
MJ White, what else can you say, this kid not only won amateur street at the FBM contest at Section 8 and won a brand new Volume Destroyer frame, not to mention being seen doing big 360's at 18 he also got a new doggy. The new police-like dog (K-9) is named TAJ and waers a spiked collar, talk about badd ass!! You can also see TAJ going nuts poopin' and throwing around pads at the "18 Trails". Just in, Division is history and a top secret clothing company called "7 Circle" is about to appear.
Other face you see at the trails these days is Jack Basolata. You can find him pimpin' it up in his decked out Acura with crazy chrome wheels and a black Trail Boss on the Thule.
Chris Moretti has been ripping it up on his computer, not his STA!!! Why you might ask, no one knows just don't bring it up cause your computer may just get a pretty virus in it.
Philly D. has been ripping it up latly. Showing his true trails colors in good style, phil has busted the main as well as the smooth west hill. Phil has lately been seen sporting a red Trails 250 but word has it that i deal maybe going down with Jimbob leaving phil without a frame and $350 richer!!!! crazy!! The word on the street is that a dark red Barcode my just be his next ride.
Mike hasn't been seen very often but people say he has learned many new things. The masked bandit has been spoted at Section 8 by few but the milk containers are still out, were has mike gone.
Kiffer Ream aka. well he has no nicknames, has been hitting the grind box like a villian. He has been caught red handed trying to roll all the way down his street backwards, what??!!! Since the trails have started up again he has been spending alot of time there hitting west hill like the wuss he is, some day he may get the nerve to jump a jump bigger than his waist. Word has it the the metallic Trail Boss must go and plans for a Federal Nation might be in hand.
This just in Bigbird works for the volenter Fire Department!!!! what??!!!! Jimbob is officially gay and mike ghates just got a green Trails 250 and is planing to become a full time local at 18. Evan, yes the brains behind Major Productions is still in Lima, OH and will be back in the summer for some good trails and a new video.
To all who ride bykes, peace out,
Kiffer Ream
