| Flower Show |
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| Two male senior citizens were sitting on a park bench outside the Flower Show. |
| They looked at each other and the first one said, " Days are so boring, wish there was something I could do to make life more interesting." |
| The second man said, "You are right. For two bucks I would strip and run naked through the Flower Show." |
| First man said, "You're on", and reached into his pocket and dragged out two dollars. |
| The second man disposed of his clothes, and dashed into the building. Waiting outside, the first man heard cheering and applause. When the second man returned, he had a ribbon around his neck. |
| First man asked how it went. |
| Second man replied, "They gave me first prize as best dried arrangement." |
