Nuriko: That’s a night mare? A true night mare is his majesty marring a woman who looks just like me!
Tasuki: No, a real night mare is my sisters coming to visit me.
Chichiri: I had a really weird dream that Tasuki could swim. And my feioncay and friend came back to life to kill me.
Chiriko: I disagree; a night mare is me not being able to pass those damn government tests!
Mitsukake: A relly weird dream is when your dead girlfriend comes back to life as a zombie and tries to kill every one! Oh wait a minite that did happen.
Tamahome: A nightmare is me falling for Yui again.
Miaka: You fell for her? Wait till I get over there.
(Every one looks at them funny, then quickly turns their heads to see Hotohori running in yelling)
Hotohori: The yanks are coming, the yanks are… I mean Nakago, Yui, and Suboshi are heading this way!
Miaka: Tamahome — you even look at Yui and your dead!
Tamahome: Oh and what about Amiboshi? Suboshi’s brother your in love with him too aren’t you?
Nuriko and Tasuki: So Miaka did Dump you!
Tamahome: Shut up you two!
Miaka: I did not dump him.
Hotohori: That sucks
(every one looks at him funny)
Miaka: Tamahome, why do you have cracker crumbs on you??
Tamahome: Damn mice!
Strange kid: (speaking to Hotohori) Daddy!
Strange woman who looks just like Nuriko: (speaking to little boy) There you are!
(Miaka wakes up with a kiss from Tamahome)
Miaka: Did you ever have a dream where Tamahome was fried in cracker crumbs??
The End!!