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The Ideal Husband?!

"Did you hear?"
"Yep, I saw it on the news so it has to be true!"
"The ring cost [insert figure here]!!"

If I have to involve myself in ANOTHER convo that goes something like that, I seriously think I may lose it. First off, let me just mention my thoughts on this Britney/Justin engagement "scandal". I will dispense these thoughts..now.

Reasons why this doesn't make any shred of sense to someone with even an ounce more brain power than a Fatone:

1. The "story" all started with a major British tabloid.
2. They are 18 and 19 respectively, so unless she's pregnant, I doubt they would get engaged so soon.
3. Even though a LOT of major news sources have the story online or mention it on their broadcast, they cover their asses by saying things such as, "Spears' rumored engagement to N Sync's Justin" and "Pop princess allegedly engaged to pop phenom Timberlake of N Sync".
4. May I restate again that it started with a major British tabloid? Thank you.
5. Supposedly a "friend" leaked it to the tabloid and the couple hasn't mentioned it to their parents. First off, I don't know Justin OR Britney, but for two people who are still practically attached at the umbilical cord to their mothers, I find it hard to believe they wouldn't tell them.
6. Didn't your mother tell you not to believe everything you read? If she didn't I'm sure you'll be fascinated to note that in the tabloids they also mention 100 lb babies being born and people being abducted by aliens. Again, a TABLOID started this, get a freaking clue. Lol.

In any case, I hope you now understand why this makes no sense whatsoever. If people would just use common sense, the world would be a much better place. Another tip for the future...even if it's on your local news, if you hear the words: Alleged, Rumor, Supposed, etc...it's most likely NOT a sure thing.

One other thing. If this ends up being TRUE (oh the horrors...lmao), then go them. I figure since they're from down in the trailer park ANYWAYS (no offense to anyone from the South, I really don't think you inbreed. Well, not everyone anyways.) and people usually get married at about age 11 there...the two love birds are a little behind, and have a LOT of catching up to do. Plus I would get a great laugh if Brit got pregnant and her stupid ass little battery packs didn't fit around her middle. LMAO. But yeah, my advice is don't believe everything you read, especially if it starts in the tabloids. Mmmkay? Thanks.

Thrust Me OUTTA This Tabloid Obsessed World