This page is just gonna be a rant that I have to get off my chest. Did ya'll hear that floor tix for N Sync's Vegas show (I dunno bout the other cities, I just looked at the Vegas ones and mf crunked over DEAD) are 100 dolla$dolla$billz? We're talkin money money money. How many freakin kids that you know have 100 bucks to spend on concert tickets? Not too damn many. Vagrants...all of em. So anyhow I was thinking the other night that maybe the concert ticket price includes some special "amenities" that those stupid enough to pay out the ass for a floor ticket receive. Here's what we came up with...
During "It's Gonna Be Me" freak nasty interlude, you get the choice of several options:
A. Getting thrown off Lance's leg by the Bass-Turd himself.
B. Joey slapping your ass as you dance. Warning: This involves Fatty ACTUALLY touching you ACTUALLY.
C. Backup dancing like a maniac maniac on the floor, as you dodge Stever and his octopus like arms like you never have before.
Doesn't that sound fun? I personally would choose hanging on for dear life as Stever swings his arms like a mofo. Lmao. Moving on...
Not only do you get that CRUNK ass opportunity to be onstage with the guys, but you get a special bonus package that includes the following:
You get to actually touch THE camera that Stever runs/ran on tour. *Wow. Lol.*
A lifetime invitation to participate in Joey Fatone's Bathroom Olympics. *Added plus, you may contract the FATone...a rare STD, think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.*
Go one on one in the ring with your choice of N Sync girlfriend. *For the fight you both are provided with new and improved BOFF padded fat man suits.*
A special viewing of the ORIGINAL Timberfro bedazzler. *This once in a lifetime opportunity includes a membership to the TraceThis OFFICIAL Clothing Museum in the upstairs of Justin's house. Ghetto FABULOUS*
And last but CERTAINLY not least, you get an afternoon of nothing but lessons on how to do the "Robson Funky Chicken". *It's a patented move you know.*
PEACE.
