Have ya'll heard SCRAGGLES has his own clothing line? Well yeah, he does and it's kind of old news, but I finally got around to going to his little website. Pssh with that. I seriously just started going off. First of all, you can order 5 dollar bandanas for the low discount price of 35 dollars. Or there's ONE pair of 150 dollar jeans. Wanna know how Trace does it? How he can be such a fashion GENIUS (lol)? I'll tell you.
Picture this very carefully: You walk into your room and take a clean, decent pair of jeans out of your drawer. You look over them, scratch your chin, and then look out the window. You notice it's raining slightly, you look back down at the jeans...and BAM, a lightbulb comes on over your head. Running downstairs you fling open the door and step outside into the rain. Looking to your left you see your new puppy staring at the jeans in your hands. In a sudden burst of inspiration you toss the jeans at him, which he catches in his mouth, ripping them slightly. You watch in awe as the dog drags them through the mud, coating the denim surface with the brown slime. Finally, you've had enough...you tackle the dog, take back your jeans, and sure enough the sun comes out. You're SO happy, and before going inside, you lay the jeans out on the lawn to bake that ooey gooey mud right down inside.
About five or six hours later, you wander outside and pick up the jeans. Satisfied with the crusty outer appearance of the denim, you smile happily and go back inside to begin the arduous task that awaits you. Working steadily, you rip the seams at the bottom of each leg, and then punch holes in the sides. Licking your lips in concentration, you quickly weave a leather shoe string that you stole out of your dad's old work boots through each hole you punched. You finish one leg, move to the next...making the same criss cross design. Then for a finishing touch, attach a few beads on the end for that decorative pizazz that you're known for. Holding up the jeans, you realize it's missing something, but you aren't exactly sure what it is. Staring blankly for a few minutes, your sister's dance costume hanging in the corner catches your eye. AH HA! You run over and begin plucking the sparkly beads off one by one, and after accumulating a nice pile of the glittery objects, you run back to your creation. After adding a few strategically placed rhinestones, wa-la! You've got an asthetically pleasing configuration that TimberFros go NUTS over. You smile at your ingenious efforts and lean back in your chair, pondering your next fashion catastrophe.
Wasn't that fun? That's how Trace feels EVERY DAY. So totally creative and in tune with what people are wearing these days. AND not only do you get a guaranteed ORIGINAL and WORN pair of pants, he also autographs them for you. Which in fact depreciates the actual value of the already shitty pants, but that's besides the point.
Final thought? Don't waste your money on his ghetto white piece of trash vagrant bastard ass. Lol. PEACE.
