Episode 1:
In tonight's edition, we are introduced to Jen TimFro and Nikki ChaVeins. These two brave explorers were lost while searching the uncharted region commonly known as O-town. Here they hunted and researched five specific herds, which collectively are known as N Sync. Many have believed N Sync to be a magical group of pelvic thrusting, fashionably challenged beings, made up in the minds of twelve year olds. Through recently discovered footage and a travel log, we retrace the steps of the explorers.
This first reel of tape marks the first sighting of the Fatones. Warning, this may not be suitable for younger viewers, or people who value their sit upon place.
**Tape begins. Close up of Jen's face**
"Ready Nikki? Ok. And 3,2,1..Day One. This is Jennifer TimFro along with my companion Nikki ChaVeins. We seemed to have stumbled across a herd, better known as the Fatones. This group is known for changing it's hair color and it's oddly phrased sentences. It's mating call is quite a strange one. When a Fatone eyes it's victim, uh I mean mate, they screech "If you want to get with me, I hopefully hope you let me backstage." Then they wiggle their Italianesque (No Offense!) eyebrows. But enough talk. Words can hardly describe them. Look and just marvel in their Fatoness."
**The camera pans over to the herd. Nikki shakes uncontrollably**
"Stop laughing Nikki. Anyway, in the midst of the wild Fatones we find Yllek, who is known for her glorious, bushy locks."
**The explorers creep silently towards the herd, as not to disturb them in their natural habitat. Jen, seems to have an idea. She proceeds to wave a couple of Zingers in the air. Little did she know, the spicy Ale House goodness would bring out the "beasts" in them. The herd galloped towards the girls. Off a runnin they went.**
"Hi, this is Nikki. I think the Zingers were a bad idea. Maybe they mistook her chicken waving to be a sign of affection. As you can now see, Jen and I are running for our lives! Cover your sit upon place and run girl!!!"
**As the explorers ran through the jungle of O-town, Nikki spotted the little fur ball Yllek hiding in a tree. The "What a Kodak moment" expression was painted on her face. Stopping in her tracks, she tilted the camera upwards and focused on the creature.**
"The editors of Bop would kill for photos like these. I hope you guys are happy."
**Screams are heard. Suddenly the screen is black, but the audio is in tact. We hear the girls scream in unison. **
"Nikki, I don't believe it. Is it really them?"
"Why yes, yes it is Jen. We have stumbled across the land of the FroShnickens."
**Reel 1 has shut off**
Tune in for the next installment of "The Search for N Sync".
I'd like to give a shout out to mah girl Nikki for writing this, mad props to you woman, this is hilarious!!
Episode 2 (Brought to you by Nikki)
