More Things that Piss Me Off

• people who ask you to do something and ask you to do something else the second you start what they asked you to do in the first place

• little kids who smoke

• excessively negative people

• people who always have to be right

• people who argue just for the sake of arguing

• TV shows/movies where every two minutes they break into song

• talk radio

• decaf

• tighty whities

• commercials

• UPN

• flying squirrels (mammals don't fly, ok? unless you're a bat or a pilot)

• the US military (fighting facism with facism to defend democracy)

• sports stars

• bad reception

• loud little kids

• slow drivers

• jocks

• getting dumped

• when my dog keeps barking for the hell of it

• mosquitos

• people who nag a lot

• people who snort when they laugh

• people who judge other people based on one thing

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