I hear a lot of you fans clamoring for better talent, more aerobatic wrestlers, more young wrestlers, and more "cut" wrestlers. I have given this a lot of thought and these requests are not only not feasible but downright stupid.
VCW shows cost $8 to get in and you want the WWE for that price? Get serious. Granted that VCW workers are not the best in the entire industry, but if they were they wouldn't be wrestling in armories and fair buildings for crowds of 200 people. If you want the best that the industry has to offer, go pay your $46 and drive two hours to Nationwide Arena in Columbus. Then tell me if you think you got your money's worth! It's utter BULLSHIT to think that $8 buys you a ticket to a Reds game, a Cavaliers game, or even a friggin' Bengals game. So don't send me your whiney-ass complaints about not getting what you pay for, you get much more than that with VCW. The workers are all gracious to the fans, get along with their peers, and bust their asses for even you ingrates. Or we could recruit some washed up/has been, pay him $1500 a night to work a five minute match (subsequently going bankrupt and leave town). So either enjoy the show (taking into account the $8 ticket) or don't come. Go to some other bogus, backyard, hack, abortion of a federation and see how you got screwed on that deal. Then limp your ass back to VCW (with your tail between your legs) and personally apologize to me, and say "Damn, Mr. Donahue, you were right! You are the smartest man in professional wrestling!" Then bow down and kiss my feet, because I told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes even YOUR stupidity amazes me.
Residing in a level that you could only hope to attain,
Winston Donahue, The Smartest Man in Professional Wrestling
tsmipw@hotmail.com
