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Joe Linnell

playing the part of Bottom

Trials and Tribulation of Joseph Earl Linnell, The

Born third child to Dean, a Chinese short-order cook, and Sue Linnell, an African-American janitor, Joseph Earl Linnell is a culturally diverse actor. At the tender age of 5,682,319,374, Joe (nicknamed "The Joe") won his first of eight and a half (he was robbed) Nobel Prizes for being white. Two years later, Joe celebrated his twentieth birthday with family and friends. Although, Joseph Earl's life has not been all hardship, he is an accomplished racquetball player, winning 3 state titles. He has also acquired over five different sponsors for this sport. Even though he is extremely talented in racquetball, his true passion is for spitting for distance. Due to the unfortunate "tongue corking" incident, Joe has been banned from this sport by the Nevada Boxing Association. Linnell is also an accomplished actor. he won a record-setting three ESPYs for his moving portrayal of Hitler in the Broadway musical, Cats. Currently, Linnell is preparing for his role as the lovely and beautiful Bottom, the weaver in Jésus Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Crucifixion.

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