WENCHLY CHAT 4/28/2000 |
| Since both the Sub-Basement and the X-Files Forum are PG-13, this couldn't be posted there. So, I promised all who couldn't make it or missed out on the best parts of the chat that I would post it on the Sanctum, in toto. However, it's not complete; I edited out any personal info we shared as this page is open to the public. I also cut out stuff that didn't pertain to the SPG or were in-jokes that only 2-3 people understood. I hope that what's left makes some sense and is somewhat entertaining.... |
| SamanthaJ3>
Hey Ellie amokeh> Hello! SamanthaJ3> Hey Amokeh SAC Elisheva> The man's most devoted wenches are here! SamanthaJ3> That's right. amokeh> That's right! SAC Elisheva> Hey, Sam & Amokeh SamanthaJ3> LOL SamanthaJ3> Yes? SAC Elisheva> How's it going? SamanthaJ3> I am fine, just hoping I can type fast enough tonight. amokeh> Splendidly! It's Friday, I don't work tomorrow, and we're gonna talk about Mitch all night long!!! SamanthaJ3> Amokeh, I went over to your website. amokeh> And...? SamanthaJ3> And I really liked it. amokeh> Cool. SAC Elisheva> Yes...Mitch...yummmmmmm and trust me, Sam and I are already is a silly mood. SamanthaJ3> It's one of my bookmarked sites now. amokeh> Wow! I feel so honored! <blush> SAC Elisheva> I still have to get there! Wahhhh! SamanthaJ3> I was playing around with MP photos on my photo software...too much fun. amokeh> I just added a bunch of pics to the Mitchly Mecca, and will probably add more next week. SamanthaJ3> Ellie, you must get over there. SamanthaJ3> Yes???? Oh, I can't wait. SAC Elisheva> I will, later today. SamanthaJ3> Amokeh, you must let us know when you get them added. amokeh> But right now I'm working on another sequel to Jvan's Skinner/Mulder story. amokeh> I will. SAC Elisheva> Amokeh, where do you find them all? amokeh> I'd like to take this opportunity, before I answer that question, to correct something. It's a minor point, but it means something to me. SAC Elisheva> This is going to be the craziest chat, I can see it already. SamanthaJ3> Yes??? SAC Elisheva> The screen is going to scroll faster than I can read. amokeh> My name is NOT capitalized, in honor of e.e.cummings, my favorite poet. SamanthaJ3> gotcha, amokeh SAC Elisheva> Point taken. SamanthaJ3> :) amokeh> Thanks! He was a god, you know. Not a surly pectoral god, but a god nonetheless. amokeh> <sigh> amokeh> Gorgeous poetry. Have you read any of his work? SAC Elisheva> Was that sigh for SPG or e.e. cummings? SamanthaJ3> Well, they can't all be SPGs SAC Elisheva> LOL SamanthaJ3> Yes, I have read some of his work. SamanthaJ3> Hey Stubru STUBRU> good evening amokeh> He is THE best. The sigh was for both. I have no idea what cummings looked like, but who cares, with poetry like that! SAC Elisheva> Hey Stubru! amokeh> Hello, Stubru! STUBRU> interupting some skinner gossip? SamanthaJ3> of course, what else would we be talking about?? SAC Elisheva> amokeh, maybe you could recite some poetry to begin our meeting. <amokeh> - signed off - STUBRU> the man???? SAC Elisheva> Yes, heavy sigh of appreciation! SAC Elisheva> Where did amokeh go? STUBRU> krycek, mulder ,oh no that would be jadzia SamanthaJ3> We lost her for a minute SamanthaJ3> I am hoping she will return. SamanthaJ3> Krycek is NOT the man. SamanthaJ3> Although, he does kinda grow on you after a while. SAC Elisheva> The ONLY man I sigh for is Skinner. I'm a devoted loyalist. STUBRU> thought so SamanthaJ3> Yes, babe, I know. SAC Elisheva> Stubru, how can you be so brave to be here with all the estrogen that's gonna be running around. STUBRU> so sam who's the number 2 on your list SAC Elisheva> Sam, you have a number 2? SamanthaJ3> Number 2 after Skinner? SAC Elisheva> I'm shocked!! SamanthaJ3> Well, it would be a distant number 2, of course. STUBRU> a lot of practise and just even more stupidity i guess ** AMOKEH just joined "The Sub-Basement" (4 members now) ** amokeh> My chat window froze up! Dammit! SamanthaJ3> WB, amokeh SAC Elisheva> Welcome back! STUBRU> nice to meet you SamanthaJ3> kick the stupid chat window, if it does it again amokeh> Thanks! I was trying to answer Ellie's question, and my computer just stopped responding. I had to leave and come back to it. amokeh> Nice to meet you Stu. SamanthaJ3> amokeh, did you bring any of that poetry back with you??? amokeh> It's within reach, why? SamanthaJ3> now would be a good time for something SamanthaJ3> Or perhaps a good song to honor the SPG. STUBRU> i can't type anymore, but then again it is about 3am here SAC Elisheva> amokeh, bring on the poetry! SAC Elisheva> Well talk around it. amokeh> Okay - here's the one I was looking for. amokeh> somewhere i have never traveled,gladly beyond amokeh> any experience,your eyes have their silence: amokeh> in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me, amokeh> or which i cannot touch because they are too near SAC Elisheva> I would never gossip SERIOUSLY about my best friend! amokeh> your slightest look easily will unclose me amokeh> though i have closed myself as fingers, ** TA2BETTY just joined "The Sub-Basement" (6 members now) ** STUBRU> thats what all gossipers say SamanthaJ3> to the lower left side amokeh> you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens amokeh> (touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose amokeh> or if your wish be to close me,i and SamanthaJ3> hello TA2Betty SAC Elisheva> Hey, Ta2betty! amokeh> my life will shut very beautifully,suddenly, amokeh> as when the heart of this flower imagines amokeh> the snow carefully everywhere descending; amokeh> nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals amokeh> the power of your intense fragility:whose texture SAC Elisheva> amokeh is reading poety to us to get us 'in the mood'! amokeh> compels me with the colour of its countries, amokeh> rendering death and forever with each breathing amokeh> (i do not know what it is about you that closes Ta2Betty> Hello, hello everyone. I just walked through the door from work. I left early so I could join my sister Wenches. amokeh> and open;only something in me understands amokeh> the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses) SamanthaJ3> TA - you are a true wench. amokeh> nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands SAC Elisheva> Go on amokeh, I'm loving this! Ta2Betty> So help me catch up. What are we discussing (as if I didn't know) SamanthaJ3> I know I never read any of his stuff that sounded like that. I may have to read more. ** PETRA1013 just joined "The Sub-Basement" (6 members now) ** SAC Elisheva> amokeh is reading poety to set the mood. SamanthaJ3> TA - you haven't missed much yet. < PETRA1013> - signed off - SamanthaJ3> Hello, Petra SAC Elisheva> PETRA DEAR!! Kiss, kiss! SamanthaJ3> We lost Petra. SamanthaJ3> Sigh. SAC Elisheva> Hey, where'd she go? SamanthaJ3> Stupid Delphi clones. amokeh> Hi Petra! Hi Ta2Betty!!! amokeh> Wait, where's Petra? Ta2Betty> Hi Petra1013 (TA gives you kisses on both cheeks) STUBRU> i spotte dher running to the giftshop SamanthaJ3> Probably the same thing that happened to you, amokeh SAC Elisheva> amokeh, thanks for the LOVELY poem! SamanthaJ3> amokeh, that was cool, yes Ta2Betty> Hi amokeh (kisses to you too) ** CRSMILE just joined "The Sub-Basement" (6 members now) ** amokeh> You're welcome. Of course, I missed everything you guys were talking about while I was typing like a fiend! SAC Elisheva> Gift Shop! What on earth is she gonna buy...an inflatable raft to lie on as she chats? SamanthaJ3> Hello, CR amokeh> Hi CR!!! Ta2Betty> Hi Cr!! amokeh> Got the hubby to let you have the PC, huh? CRSMILE> Hi all, can't believe I got on SAC Elisheva> It's CR! Kiss, kiss! SamanthaJ3> Ellie - the gift shop is all out of the inflatable rafts. FoxPhile chewed through the last one. ** PETRA1013 just joined "The Sub-Basement" (7 members now) ** SamanthaJ3> hello, Petra SAC Elisheva> There she is! amokeh> Man, I'm glad I bought my raft yesterday. CRSMILE> Actually Hubby will kick me out in 10 minutes or so SAC Elisheva> We thought you went to the gift shop to buy an inflatible raft! amokeh> If he does, make him say 10 Hail Skinners. SamanthaJ3> Only 10? SAC Elisheva> Yes, punish the man CR! CRSMILE> He will, I actually tried to log on our old computer but delphi kicked me out SAC Elisheva> He must develop an appreciation for SPG! SAC Elisheva> who's got some chocolate out there? . SamanthaJ3> I have some chocolate. CRSMILE> Have brownies here, want some? SAC Elisheva> SEnd it my way babe. I still need a chocolate fix from yesterday. amokeh> Ellie - I've got some Ferrero Rocher candies... CRSMILE> How about a little champagne to go with it. Ta2Betty> So who here wants some red wine? STUBRU> you girls call that stuff chocolate? SAC Elisheva> Don't do alcohol...chocolate is good though. SamanthaJ3> Ellie, babe, here - all you can eat chocolates. SAC Elisheva> Some one hand me a tonic water. CRSMILE> Goes with someone's eyes doesn't it, Ellie SAC Elisheva> I thank you but my thighs don't ** FR4 just joined "The Sub-Basement" (9 members now) ** SAC Elisheva> Yes, nice catch there CR. SamanthaJ3> Hello FR amokeh> Hi FR!!!! CRSMILE> YAHOO....Hi FR!!! Buddy! SAC Elisheva> Hi FR. Ta2Betty> Here, Ellie here's your water. FR4> Hey! Glad to be back SAC Elisheva> Oh, thanks Ta2Betty. Ta2Betty> HI FR! CRSMILE> How was KC, FR? ** CJB331 just joined "The Sub-Basement" (10 members now) ** FR4> This is so weird. Talking real time. KC was uh, what can I say about KC SamanthaJ3> The Delphi Priestess!! SAC Elisheva> Oh MY GOSH, it DP amokeh> Hello CJB! SAC Elisheva> All hail D.P.! FR4> So "smiley" I see you're actually here! Good for you! SAC Elisheva> Imagine salute from Spaceballs. Delphi Priestess> Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late. It's Amokeh's and my husband's fault! CRSMILE> Boy this is great! HI DP! Ta2Betty> All hail our mighty leader, DP. Delphi Priestess> Hey! amokeh> My fault?!? How is it my fault, pray tell? SamanthaJ3> amokeh, what did you do to DP? SAC Elisheva> Yes, what did you do! amokeh> Absolutely nuthin'! STUBRU> or her husband CRSMILE> sure sure FR4> I must confess. I told Smiley that I was in the dark in my hotel room, drinking a glass of wine thinkin of The Man... SAC Elisheva> Actually, I think we should blame it on STubru. Delphi Priestess> You put up that link to the ebay pic of skinner. The one that shows he dresses to the right! STUBRU> sure blame it on the dark figure CRSMILE> Smiley...huh? all smiles.... amokeh> Ahhhh...I understand now. Ta2Betty> What picture,DP? I wanna see it too. CRSMILE> amokeh, did you put that pic on...wahoo! SAC Elisheva> It's all part of being a wench FR! Delphi Priestess> Ask Amokeh for the link SamanthaJ3> FR - it's okay, just think Skinner and everything else falls into place. FR4> Yeah. KC was tolerable when I dreamed of HIM. CRSMILE> FR, you've got some catching up to do on the forum FR4> Sure do. SAC Elisheva> She'll never be able to catch up! SamanthaJ3> Okay, people - Skinner thoughts. MP thoughts. amokeh> Luscious, tight buns. CRSMILE> I've got about 5 min. to go then oink oink gets on Ta2Betty> I want to jump him, hard. CRSMILE> I didn't say that, did I? FR4> How is the Swine Smiley? SAC Elisheva> My husband is standing over my shoulder...keep it tame for a few minutes until I can lose him! SamanthaJ3> LOL amokeh> I hear you, Ta2. SAC Elisheva> He's NOT leaving! Delphi Priestess> I know where that is. Mine was here a minute ago CRSMILE> FR...he's fine, oink, snort, oink. Ta2Betty> Seriously, he's there, Ellie? SamanthaJ3> Ellie, I thought David was like WORKING all weekend??? amokeh> Tell him to leave! We won't say another word until he goes! SAC Elisheva> Yes, he was, but he laughed at me and left just a sec ago. SAC Elisheva> He knows I'm strange. amokeh> Okay, back to WS/MP thoughts. SAC Elisheva> He just got back from cycling and then he's off. Ta2Betty> Too much cyber estrogene for him Ellie. Delphi Priestess> OOOOH, Yummy. Dresses to the right ! amokeh> Actually, rather than jumping him, I'd like to slowly lick my way up his body and then back down again.... SAC Elisheva> Dresses to the Right! FR4> Wait! What? Dresses? What? SamanthaJ3> amokeh - now you are talking SAC Elisheva> Oooo, licking is good! CRSMILE> amokeh.....with whip cream? amokeh> Of course! SAC Elisheva> Now I know why STubru is here.. SamanthaJ3> wait, wait...we don't have any MINORS in here, do we? CRSMILE> I'm gonna have to go over to the mecca soon FR4> WAIT!!!! WHAT? COME ON GUYS!!!!! SAC Elisheva> are you enjoying yourself STubru dear! amokeh> Maybe honey, maybe chocolate sauce.... Delphi Priestess> Miners? Why would miners be here? STUBRU> why am i here, please tell me so i also know amokeh> Or maybe nuthin' but Essence of Skinner!!! FR4> Gold miners? CRSMILE> FR...amokeh has been putting some new pics up of our sweet Man SamanthaJ3> I am trying to imagine inhaling Essence of Skinner amokeh> The only reason miners would be here is so they could train that little head light on the Burly One... SAC Elisheva> Because you love us Stubru...that's why. SamanthaJ3> Oh, is it warm in here already or is it just me? FR4> WHERE ARE THE PIX BABY? TELL ME BEFORE I GET MY WEAPON! STUBRU> maybe i do maybe i don't CRSMILE> Did you bring the ice buckets SAM? SAC Elisheva> VERY warm. amokeh> They're on the Mitchly Mecca, FR. STUBRU> who'll tell SamanthaJ3> Ice buckets coming, ladies SAC Elisheva> So noncommital aren't you Stu! SamanthaJ3> StuBru, make yourself useful - hand out the ice buckets STUBRU> got to stay in the shadozs amokeh> I posted a link to an ebay pic that displayed him dressed to the right, contrary to what another wench claimed. FR4> Thanks. <sigh> So. Did I miss a LOT while I was in confinement? CRSMILE> boy...this is hard...wanna chat...wanna buzz over to the mecca...choices choices SAC Elisheva> We're just now haveing STu pass out the icebuckets. CRSMILE> amokeh, is that the pic of him with his glasses but not shaven...very sexy FR4> amokeh, the mecca is your site, right? I'm sorry. I'm jetlagging still. STUBRU> here ladies take some ice, but let me put on my fishermans boots first SamanthaJ3> Yes, everyone has one. Okay, guys don't let me miss anything... amokeh> Yeah, CR, that's the pic. amokeh> Yes, FR, the mecca's my site. SAC Elisheva> where are you going Sam? amokeh> I'm sitting on an ice pack, actually. I came prepared. SAC Elisheva> amokeh, a true wench! Ta2Betty> I'm definitely hitting your sight later amokeh. CRSMILE> sitting....LOL, amokeh...I'm sure its melted already SAC Elisheva> Me too, I'm going after this is over. amokeh> I've got extras in a cooler next to my chair. SamanthaJ3> I am going to try and talk Foxy into the room. So that she can talk to us. SAC Elisheva> I can imagine you're going to go through them mighty fast tonight! CRSMILE> just a couple of minutes and I'm outta here. I'll try to get back on the old computer but if not...ciao sweeties. amokeh> Ta2, do you have the link for my site? SAC Elisheva> Stubru honey, how you doing over there in the corner with your fisherman's boots? amokeh> Oh! That sucks, CR. Try to get back on if you can. SAC Elisheva> Bye CR! Sniff Ta2Betty> I think I do, but tell me again anyway. STUBRU> water of the melted ice reaches already to my knees CRSMILE> double sniff.... SAC Elisheva> Your presence has been noted in the books CR SamanthaJ3> Bye CR CRSMILE> Bye y'all....have fun!!!! wait...how long y'all gonna be on? STUBRU> cu SamanthaJ3> COuld be all night? SAC Elisheva> Can you swim Stu? STUBRU> sure can SAC Elisheva> or all day! SAC Elisheva> Looks like you'll be treading water soon. CRSMILE> okay, Sam...I'll definately try to get back on. Catch up to ya later....boohoohoo amokeh> its: https://www.angelfire.com/oh3/SkinnerSanctum ** .Skinner Wench just joined "The Sub-Basement" (8 members now) ** amokeh> Is DP still on? She's been awfully quiet.... <CRSMILE> - signed off - Ta2Betty> Thank you, wench amokeh. amokeh> Anytime. I'm proud to help out a fellow wench. Ta2Betty> DP there you are. SAC Elisheva> I hate to think waht DP is doing with those pictures as we speak. amokeh> Probably trying to figure a way to remove the top layer.... amokeh> "If I can juuuust peel back the denim...." SAC Elisheva> ROFLMAO! Ta2Betty> Peeling back the denim, you kill. Delphi Priestess> drooling, you bunch of sickos, I'm drooling!!!! SAC Elisheva> Is it just me or is the forum really slow all of a sudden? SamanthaJ3> It is really slow. amokeh> It's just you. Ta2Betty> Ta2 hands DP a towel for her drool amokeh> Kidding! I'm kidding! Delphi Priestess> Thanks, Betty. Later we'll all have some wine and tell Skinner stories amokeh> It is pretty slow. It's on and off. It ebbs and flows. It surges and....well, you get the picture. Skinner Wench> YOU GUYS CAN ALL BITE ME!!!! Delphi Priestess> Back with a vengeance, I see, Foxy SAC Elisheva> Don't Tempt Stu Foxy...he'll do it. Skinner Wench> HOW'S THAT FOR A DELAYED ENTRANCE?... SamanthaJ3> FOXY! STUBRU> i'll do what? SAC Elisheva> Bite Foxy, you know you will. STUBRU> how would you know PETRA1013> My STUPID computer's been acting up!! SAC Elisheva> Stu not Petra...Petra would never bite Foxy. Skinner Wench> I'd like to BITE Skinner! SAC Elisheva> YAY!!!!!!! Petra is here. amokeh> I would never bite Skinner. I'd only nibble a little. Ta2Betty> Here, Here Foxy Delphi Priestess> Hey, Foxy one! SAC Elisheva> I'd bite Skinner if he asked. STUBRU> you would bitr him anyway Ta2Betty> Hell, I'd let him bite ME if he wanted. SAC Elisheva> Stu, do you have a thing for biting? STUBRU> watch your teeth ladies PETRA1013> Gosh, you guys go WAY too fast for me! All this talk of biting and I haven't even had dinner yet! ** IMALONE just joined "The Sub-Basement" (10 members now) ** Skinner Wench> okay, I'm going to just sit back and watch! STUBRU> if i put them in i do SAC Elisheva> Sorry petra, but we're pretty wound up tonight. SamanthaJ3> Hello, Irene SAC Elisheva> Kiwi, you're ehar. Skinner Wench> I hear ya Petra! SAC Elisheva> LOl Stu!!!!! Delphi Priestess> Kiwi!!!!! PETRA1013> "Wound up" is perhaps an understatement... Kiwiphile> helooooooo Kiwiphile> ugh, this thing is so slow... SAC Elisheva> I think you are much more handsome with teeth. STUBRU> btw hi Kiwi Kiwiphile> hi stubru amokeh> Hello, Kiwi. Nice to meet you! Kiwiphile> hello samantha the elusive.... Kiwiphile> hey amokeh Delphi Priestess> He may be more handsome with teeth, but thre are some things that teeth hinder. Kiwiphile> hey elli SamanthaJ3> I am not elusive. Kiwiphile> hey delhpi preiestess SamanthaJ3> I have been fluttering through the Gardens of Skinner. Kiwiphile> lol, yes you are, like smoke on the water Kiwiphile> fluttering? SamanthaJ3> The Goddess of Goodness and Light of the Temple of Skinner. Delphi Priestess> Kiwi, my little fruit/bird how's it going? Kiwiphile> Well I had many good dreams last night Kiwiphile> i would never dream of hogging skinner before any of his wenches got to him ** FR4 just joined "The Sub-Basement" (11 members now) ** SamanthaJ3> Kiwi - you'd never survive all these wenches SamanthaJ3> WB, FR amokeh> Oh, if any of you want to check out the pic from ebay to see which way he dresses, here you go: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=319203651 amokeh> Oh, and it's not from a negative - so yes, he dresses on the right. amokeh> He could dress both ways, depending on his mood....Would that make him a cross-dresser? Delphi Priestess> amokeh, lol Skinner Wench> Mitch a cross dresser? NO... so was my husband! SAC Elisheva> And he has a rubber duckie in his bathtub, too. STUBRU> don't make fun of the duckies SamanthaJ3> I love the duckies. SAC Elisheva> I LIKE the duckies STu. amokeh> I love duckies, too. Ta2Betty> I'd love to see his "duckie" amokeh> I have a question for all of you. Skinner Wench> I eat duckies ;) SamanthaJ3> yes, amokeh? amokeh> Are any of you Patrick Stewart fans? SamanthaJ3> Of course, amokeh SAC Elisheva> I'm listening amokeh Kiwiphile> ok all, I am not manageing to be heard here, its like arriving late at a party in full swing. I'm going to leave you all to it, see ya FR4> YES I am! PS is hot Kiwiphile> yes i am amokeh, i love Patrick Stewart amokeh> Did any of you used to get a newsletter called the Picardian? FR4> Nope. SamanthaJ3> bye, kiwi, but you could always stay and be amused STUBRU> what's it with wenches and bald guys? Delphi Priestess> Stewart rules! SamanthaJ3> never heard of the newsletter Kiwiphile> well sam, I dont know what you are all talking about... SAC Elisheva> Bye Irene Kiwiphile> bye PETRA1013> Patrick rocks my world...and many others, i'm told Kiwiphile> - signed off - Ta2Betty> I've loved the Picard since day one of ST:TNG. SAC Elisheva> Yes, I ADORE Picard and I even invited him to the NYE party we had. Ta2Betty> I saw him perform his one man play in NY. amokeh> The reason I ask, is because all of us Picardians (or DSPSG's - Disgusting, Slobbering Patrick Stewart Groupies) had a joke about Picard and ducks, so this whole ducky thing just made me wonder. SamanthaJ3> Tell us the joke, amokeh??? Ta2Betty> What's the joke. SAC Elisheva> yes tell! PETRA1013> Yes, yes, do tell! FR4> Yeah, or we'll pull your molars out. amokeh> Well, there was this fan fic that was written by a bunch of people online - called Sweet Savage Star Trek. SamanthaJ3> good title, so far SAC Elisheva> Stu, are you listening. amokeh> And there was one scene where this ensign who had the hots for Picard entered his quarters, using his passcode to find... Ta2Betty> keep going amokeh STUBRU> allways ellie, allways SamanthaJ3..to find...? amokeh> the good captain taking a bubble bath. In the tub were all kinds of battleships, toys, etc. FR4> Remember your molars amokeh amokeh> But it was the way it was worded that was hilarious. SAC Elisheva> That's it? Where's the punch line. SamanthaJ3> Okay, Picard bathes, and.....? PETRA1013> the bath....the bath! amokeh> It went sort of like, "Her eyes traveled down his body to see, bobbing in the sudsy water, his most treasured male possession...." amokeh> "His yellow rubber duckie." SamanthaJ3> amokeh, I like that one :) amokeh> It was just really funny. After that, there were jokes about Picard and ducks, and especially so after the movie LA Story. amokeh> He had a line, telling Steve Martin, "You cannot have ze duck!" SamanthaJ3> lol STUBRU> anyone some more ice?. SAC Elisheva> Over here Stu. Jadzia> Hey guys! Sorry I'm late SamanthaJ3> Hey, Jadz! :) Jadzia> Hey Sammi! :) amokeh> I'll tell you guys what. I can't remember exactly how it was worded, but it was hilarious, so I'll look it up (it's in a box somewhere and post it in the sub-basement. Ta2Betty> Hi Jadzia (kisses on both cheeks) SamanthaJ3> amokeh, please do Jadzia> Greeting Ta2Betty! Have i mentioned that I love your screen name? Very cool! Ta2Betty> Why, thank you Jadzia. amokeh> Actually, all of you wenches remind me quite a bit of my fellow DSPSG's. amokeh> Very intelligent, very articulate, incredibly imaginative, and you don't take it all so seriously. SamanthaJ3> amokeh - we aren't serious? US? PETRA1013> What, you mean none of this is serious? Delphi Priestess> Thank you, amokeh. By the way, I thought amokeh meant "I'm okay" amokeh> LOL - I mean, you're not like the totally whacked Mulder fans. Jadzia> Hey! I'm a Mulder fan! FR4> Mule deer fans are whack? Ta2Betty> So am I SAC Elisheva> Yes, thanks amokeh. amokeh> No DP, amokeh is a name from the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. It means "to know her is to pet her." SamanthaJ3> amokeh - cool name meaning there Delphi Priestess> LOL I thought you made that up! amokeh> Nope, that's an actual word! Isn't it hilarious? Delphi Priestess> amokeh, I think it's lovely. PETRA1013> Jadzia- I was reading about the "Fight Club" shoot last night. I honestly couldn't sleep for jealousy! How cool was it? Jadzia> I was very cool. Had a blast! Wish you guys all could have been there. It would have been a riot Ta2Betty> Did you get to meet GA, Jadzia? Jadzia> Was about six feet away from her during one of the crowd scenes Jadzia> I'm praying that I don't get cut out of the scene as usual Jadzia> Okay, on the MP side, did you guys know that there was an FTF postcard with The Man on it? Ta2Betty> Jadzia, what did you wear. It'll help us find you in the scene. SamanthaJ3> no way, which postcard? what scene? amokeh> Hmmmm, really Jadzia? SamanthaJ3> DP - do we have it in the gift shop? Jadzia> The first day, I wore a black spaghetti strap tank top. and the second day I wore a bright red sleeveless v-neck shirt Jadzia> Just bought the postcard today -- hadn't seen it before. The top half is a close up of The Man looking up and away (very properly concerned) Jadzia> The bottom half is a close up of part of his face -- left eye & eyebrow w/ glasses on Ta2Betty> I gotta get this postcard. PETRA1013> Jadz--laugh if you want, but I'll just be looking for Jadzia Dax--I always just assumed you look like her! SamanthaJ3> Jadz - I confess, I'll be looking for Trill spots, too Jadzia> LOL! Don't I wish! Actually, you can see what I look like on the YF site. Jadzia> Trill spots?!? Noooooo . . . I swear I don't have a big worm in my gut FR4> Has anyone else ever fainted when they see The Man's pout? Thought I'd change the subject Jadzia> Oh, and I'll try to scan the postcard in when I go up north next weekend. I'll kidnap my brother's scaner SamanthaJ3> FR - you mean, actually talk about THE MAN? FR4> YAH SamanthaJ3> We have done that off and on. More off than on. FR4> Well more on ok? SamanthaJ3> More on is good. :) amokeh> FR4, I haven't actually fainted, but I have felt lightheaded and a little dizzy. FR4> Seriously. Don't you think it's amazing that this one actor has had the ability to fuel all our fantasies like this? Delphi Priestess> He does have a nicely rounded, ah, pout. SamanthaJ3> And that he fuels so many fantasies at that. amokeh> He fuels more than my fantasies.... Jadzia> MP's definitely a hottie SamanthaJ3> Jadz, confess, you almost love Mulder more than Skinner. Delphi Priestess> It's that voice first. Just like a warm massage FR4> Yeaah warm massage with honey Jadzia> I absolutely refuse to choose between the men of TXF. They're so sexy in totally different ways STUBRU> ladies it was a pleasure, i'll be leaving you, got some reading to do over at Y-files amokeh> I definitely agree that DD's very sexy, but Mulder is just SUCH an emotional mess. It's a huge turnoff for me. Jadzia> Bye Stu! :) SamanthaJ3> Stub,great to see you. Delphi Priestess> bye stu FR4> bye Ta2Betty> bye, Stu. amokeh> Bye Stu. It was nice meeting you. SamanthaJ3> I like having Skinner as a big strong man, taking care of things STUBRU> remember: society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it amokeh> Same here, Sammie. Jadzia> See, FM's got the who vulnerable, puppy-dog look, preppy guy thing going on. Yum! Delphi Priestess> Me too FR4> Yess. A MAN. Not a weirded out confused boy! amokeh> As a very strong person, I'd like to have someone I could be not-so-strong with, and feel safe. SamanthaJ3> But I don't want the vulnerable thing. I want somebody taking care of ME. Jadzia> Skinner's the big, strong manly man with the sensitive side somewhere in there Jadzia> I find a bit of both to be very attractive Delphi Priestess> Although I wouldn't kick Mulder out of bed. Ta2Betty> No name calling FR. FM has his good points. SamanthaJ3> But Skinner has better points. Delphi Priestess> Yeah, but Skinner'd be in it for the long haul amokeh> No, I'd definitely NOT kick FM out of my bed. In fact, while he was there, I'd invite Skinner too.... Jadzia> And Mulder can be very strong and *passionate* . . . Jadzia> Do I hear a Rolling Stones cover in the making? FR4> Mule Deer is OK. I just like Sinner better Ta2Betty> Mulder can live in my bed. SamanthaJ3> Mule Deer...LOL I like that one. FR4> Then, of course there's always.......LANGLEY! LOLOL SamanthaJ3> FR, what did I give you? SamanthaJ3> I thought it was just a little sedative. FR4> No baby! it was an UPPER! SamanthaJ3> Ooops! Ta2Betty> FR, what are you smoking? LANGLEY? FR4> Oh come on, those geeky glasses don't do anything for ya? Ta2Betty> Only the glasses The Man wears does it for me. Jadzia> So, I bought a cool litho today that has MP front and center FR4> I'd like to bite The Man right at the back of his neck. Jadzia> Ladies, I've gotta sign off for now. Have much work to do on The YF. Catch you guys later! :) SamanthaJ3> See you, Jadz. amokeh> I'd like to nibble and suck his lower lip before moving to his chin, and then tracing his jawline with my tongue up to his luscious earlobe... Ta2Betty> bye Jadzia. SamanthaJ3> Keep going, amokeh amokeh> Bye Jadzia! PETRA1013> live long and prosper! amokeh> Oh, I'd keep going! Delphi Priestess> I wanna kiss that place in the front of his neck where you feel the pulse pounding Delphi Priestess> Guys, I gotta go. I'll try and get back later. SamanthaJ3> Bye, DP amokeh> Bye DP! FR4> Bye Priestess Ta2Betty> Bye DP. PETRA1013> <yawning> It's getting to be Petra's bedtime. Can y'all forgive me for living in EST? SamanthaJ3> No, Petra, we can't. amokeh> Well, I have to say my obsession with MP parallels my obsession with Patrick. amokeh> Tomorrow's Saturday - you can sleep in! SamanthaJ3> My obsession with MP is by far the greatest one I've had. FR4> Wow you must be tired to lust after MP and PS amokeh> It's a difficult job... PETRA1013> Yeah, well, I can never sleep past 7 anyway... just can't. PETRA1013> Sweet dreams, ladies--I'm signing off :) SamanthaJ3> Nite, Petra amokeh> See you Petra! SamanthaJ3> Skinner dreams. Ta2Betty> Bye Petra. PETRA1013> only Skinner dreams... SAC Elisheva> did we ever actually TALK about the man at some point? SamanthaJ3> yes we did Ta2Betty> not enough, though. SamanthaJ3> never enough SAC Elisheva> Sam...shall we check on our snowman? SamanthaJ3> I think I need to check on the snowman, yes. amokeh> What snowman? SAC Elisheva> We started a snowman in the freezer SamanthaJ3> amokeh, Ellie and I built a lifesize snowman of Skinner amokeh> Ahhh. SAC Elisheva> the last chat we had. Want to come see? FR4> Do I want to come.....see? amokeh> If I see it, I may come... Ta2Betty> Yeah baby! amokeh> Sorry. SamanthaJ3> Come on, guys. FR4> Yay! SamanthaJ3> Come see the snowman. FR4> OK! amokeh> Ok. SAC Elisheva> It's life size! SamanthaJ3> But DON'T melt the snowman!!! FR4> Anatomically correct I assume? SamanthaJ3> of course Ta2Betty> Is everything life-sized? SamanthaJ3> oh yes amokeh> Oh, I see it! Oh YEAH!! Ta2Betty> I'm there. SamanthaJ3> It was a lot of fun to make. FR4> <FR breathes> "Wow. Can I touch it?" SamanthaJ3> Yes. Gently amokeh> Oh. <turning head to one side> My. <chewing on her lower lip> Gaaaa-hhhd! <faints dead away> SamanthaJ3> Don't chew on it, FR Ta2Betty> Are you gonna make more? If so can I help? FR4> OMG!!!! SamanthaJ3> amokeh??? SamanthaJ3> sigh SamanthaJ3> where did we put the ammonia? FR4> Whnnntyy nut ishh goodd amokeh> <amokeh lies inert on the ground, eyes open but glazed over, a small smile playing mysteriously on her open lips> SamanthaJ3> LOL SamanthaJ3> FR - breathe, the oxygen isn't going to your brain FR4> Nnnhhh.... Ta2Betty> Ta2 slapping amokeh's face gently. . amokeh> <amokeh stirs at the feel of Ta2's hand against her cheek, catches sight of the snowman, and...> amokeh> <eep> amokeh> <oof> FR4> <FR is frozen in place> amokeh> <thud> SamanthaJ3> LOL Ta2Betty> Wake up dear. FR4> OOOOMOMMMEEEEE!!!! Let me at it Let me at it!!! amokeh> Wha? Wha' hoppen'? SamanthaJ3> Or should we leave her? SamanthaJ3> c'mon, amokeh, wake up, babe Ta2Betty> Down girl! Down FR. SAC Elisheva> Somebody crank down the temp in here. SamanthaJ3> FR, c'mon babe, say goodbye to the nice snowman FR4> Lemme go lemme go! SAC Elisheva> Where's Dr, kermit? amokeh> <amokeh stirs again; this time, she makes it to her feet with the help of Ta2> SamanthaJ3> <Sam sighs heavily and reaches into her pocket for that hypodermic needle> SamanthaJ3> This won't hurt a bit, FR Ta2Betty> Are you alright, amokeh? FR4> <FR inhales deeply, but shoots a look at Sammy> Dont! SamanthaJ3> Sammy wonders if FR is armed. amokeh> I....I think so. <checking her body, wiping ice shavings off her clothes> What happened? SAC Elisheva> But you LIKE your meds FR! amokeh, are you okay now? FR4> Maybe...maybe not. Are you feeling LUCKY punk? amokeh> I don't know. I feel...kinda giddy. SamanthaJ3> Sammy considers tossing the PLAM, hypodermic needle, that is, to Ellie instead. Ta2Betty> You passed out after seeing the glorious snowman's equipment. amokeh> Oh My! SAC Elisheva> Well, the snowman can do that to you amokeh. amokeh> Oh, yeah, NOW I remember! Ohhh, momma, buy me one of THOSE!!! SAC Elisheva> Okay Sam, give it to me and you hold FR down. SamanthaJ3> ME hold her down? FR4> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SamanthaJ3> Are you crazy??? amokeh> Oh, I'll help! I'm little, but I'm strong! FR4> Watch it...watch it! SamanthaJ3> Okay, c'mon ladies, now FR this won't hurt a bit! amokeh> Hey, Ta2, give me a hand here! You sit on her, and I'll grab her arms. Ta2Betty> OWWWW. someone kicked me.!!! SAC Elisheva> Okay, here I come.... SamanthaJ3> Here, Ellie, take it and just stick it in. amokeh> Ohhhhh, that's what HE said! SamanthaJ3> lol Ta2Betty> Hold her. Hold her. SAC Elisheva> Her it comes.... amokeh> Well, that's what he said in my dreams. FR! Stop kicking!! SAC Elisheva> what is this stuff anyway. SAC Elisheva> LOL SamanthaJ3> It's supposed to be a sedative, of course... that's what I thought I gave her the first time Ta2Betty> How strong is it? SamanthaJ3> and see what happened. SamanthaJ3> FR? amokeh> Yeah, well extreme hormonal overload can overpower any sedative, didn't you know that? SAC Elisheva> There all done. SamanthaJ3> I know that. Ta2Betty> I think she's starting to calm down. SAC Elisheva> Does she need a double dose? SamanthaJ3> Skinner medicine is a whole subspecialty in itself. That WAS the double dose. Ta2Betty> Keep a 3rd dose ready, just in case. amokeh> Give her a few minutes - see how she reacts. SAC Elisheva> Oh, my FR has got it bad tonight. SamanthaJ3> FR? SAC Elisheva> FR, how are you honey? Ta2Betty> FR, blink if you can hear me. SAC Elisheva> Did you guys sit on her too long SamanthaJ3> FR??? amokeh> Hey, FR? If I let go of your hands will you be good? Or am I going to have to get my tazer? SAC Elisheva> FIRE RANGER! I had nothing to do with it!!!!! It's not my fault. SamanthaJ3> You have a tazer? Ta2Betty> Where'd you get a tazer? amokeh> A virtual tazer only. I got it after Krycek started hanging around the folder. You know, just to be safe. SamanthaJ3> Good thinking. Ta2Betty> FR, say something. amokeh> I don't leave anything to chance when it comes to the one-armed rat turd. SamanthaJ3> That's a good name for him. SamanthaJ3> Sammy feels for a pulse on FR and finding one breathes a sigh of relief. SAC Elisheva> FR, or FR...someone call the paramedics. amokeh> Sammy, can I let go now? Do you think it's safe? SamanthaJ3> No she's breathing. I think it's safe. You can let go now. Ta2Betty> Everyone let go, but slowly. SAC Elisheva> Now, I haven't been able to inspect the snowman...stand back. amokeh> She could just be faking...Ellie, if you run back to where we were sitting, my tazer's in my purse... SAC Elisheva> Where is my measuring tape. amokeh> I'd rather be safe than sorry. SamanthaJ3> Wait, did anyone check to see if FR was carrying a weapon tonight? Ta2Betty> Don't let your guards down. She's a tricky one. SAC Elisheva> Someone better come with me or I'll never come out. amokeh> Ta2, you're sitting on her. Do you feel a weapon? SamanthaJ3> Tell me about it. Ellie, I'll come with you, but we have to come right back. NO drooling on the snowman. Ta2Betty> Let me see. Do car keys count? amokeh> Awwwww. SAC Elisheva> You know what? I think FR got bumped. SAC Elisheva> it shows only four members active. SAC Elisheva> Okay...it should only take a minute to measure the snowman and inspecrt for damage. come on sam. Ta2Betty> Poor FR. amokeh> Poor FR. SamanthaJ3> Okay, let's check the snowman and get out. amokeh> It was just too much for her. <sigh> SamanthaJ3> Sigh. SAC Elisheva> Yes, poor FR. Now I want to go see the snow man dang it! Ta2Betty> Is the snowman still "all there"? SamanthaJ3> Ellie, c'mon, c'mon....he looks fine...I think.... or wait SAC Elisheva> Uhuh,, yess, this is looking....yah,,, okay...oooooo, yesssssss SamanthaJ3> are those TEETH marks? SAC Elisheva> very nice... SamanthaJ3> Ellie step away from the snow man SAC Elisheva> and here....yes, yes...yesssssss...everything is just fine now, we can go. Ta2Betty> Say it ain't so. Teeth marks? amokeh> <from outside the room> Hey! What are you guys doing in there? SamanthaJ3> Teeth marks. amokeh> Can I see? SamanthaJ3> And they weren't even my teeth. Ta2Betty> Inspecting the snowman. Poor snowman. SamanthaJ3> amokeh, don't you remember what happened the last time you went to see? amokeh> Remember what...OH!!! amokeh> <eep> amokeh> <oof> amokeh> <thud> SamanthaJ3> sigh....not again SAC Elisheva> Oh, no now what? SamanthaJ3> let's drag amokeh out of the freezer put her next to FR Ta2Betty> OH GEEZ!! She's out again. SAC Elisheva> She needs to spend more time with the Cabana boys to build up her tolerance. SamanthaJ3> I agree. amokeh> <mumbling incoherently> Mmmmm...oh yeah...big...I mean, BIG!....yeah, baby, just like that..... SamanthaJ3> lol Ta2Betty> Sam, fan her face a little. SAC Elisheva> Somebody close the door before anyone else is tempted. SamanthaJ3> <fanning amokeh's face> wake up, amokeh, it's okay now amokeh> Wha? Oh, <peering up at Sam> Geez, did I faint again? SamanthaJ3> everything's fine <sam turns head> did you get that freezer door shut? SAC Elisheva> Somebody better get the fire extinguisher before she spontaneously combusts. Ta2Betty> Yes, you did. SamanthaJ3> yes, amokeh you did but it's okay Ta2Betty> Here, let me help you up. SamanthaJ3> it happens to the best of us at times amokeh> I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Man, my legs feel like spaghetti! SamanthaJ3> overwhelmed by the Mitchliness of it all amokeh> Whoa! What was IN that freezer, anyway? SAC Elisheva> amokeh, you are one of those girls that KNOW size does count. Ta2Betty> We're going to have to limit your exposure to the snowman. amokeh> Oh, never mind, I just remembered. SamanthaJ3> LOL amokeh> Damn, he's big! SamanthaJ3> LOL SAC Elisheva> LOL amokeh> And where it counts too! amokeh> Hallelujah, praise the lord! SAC Elisheva> Everywhere! Ta2Betty> Amen, sister. SAC Elisheva> Yes, praise be to SPG! amokeh> Mmmmm-hmmmm-hmmmmm. Definitely a religious experience! SAC Elisheva> LOL amokeh> Thank you ladies, I do believe I'll have lovely dreams tonight.... Ta2Betty> Did you have visions, amokeh? amokeh> <fanning chest vigorously> Oh! amokeh> Do I have visions? Is the pope catholic? Is Barry white? Is Scilla black? amokeh> Do bears bear, do bees bee? SamanthaJ3> amokeh SAC Elisheva> We get the point amokeh amokeh> Okay, yes, I have been known to have the occasional vision, and, oh! I'm getting one right now! amokeh> I seee......it's very foggy, give me a minute... Ta2Betty> Don't pass out. SamanthaJ3> amokeh, we eagerly await your visions amokeh> Ummmm....I see, a lot of women - yes, there are a lot of women....and, they're....wait, what are they doing? SamanthaJ3> go ahead, amokeh amokeh> They're naked! Wow, they must be cold without any clothes on because there's ice everywhere! amokeh> Oh, they're in the freezer naked! SamanthaJ3> sounds like Saturday night in the Skinner freezer Ta2Betty> Naked?! SAC Elisheva> LOL amokeh> They're prostrating themselves to The Snowman! SAC Elisheva> I can do naked. amokeh> They're chanting...something...I can't make out the words. Hold on! SamanthaJ3> this is good, keep going SAC Elisheva> OUch that might hurt on the freezer floor. Ta2Betty> Concentrate, amokeh. amokeh> yes, yes, they're saying...."Praise be to Skinner, all hail He who is Larger than Life, He who is most definitely Larger than Mulder...." SamanthaJ3> LOL! SAC Elisheva> LOL SamanthaJ3> amokeh, I like the visions amokeh> "Praise be to the Surly One! O great God of all things pectoral and well-endowed!" SamanthaJ3> but what is the snowman doing at this point? amokeh> Okay, that was it. Vision's over. SamanthaJ3> that's IT? SAC Elisheva> No way!!! Ta2Betty> No, go back. amokeh> I'm sorry, I didn't notice. I was concentrating too hard on what they were saying... SAC Elisheva> Sam give her some hallucinagens SamanthaJ3> Are you kidding? After we lost FR? SAC Elisheva> Make the girls mind expand. SamanthaJ3> I'm afraid to administer anything else. Even though amokeh> Okay, okay, hold on! SAC Elisheva> Okay...I was desperate...it will pass. amokeh> Geez! Don't threaten me with illegal drugs! SamanthaJ3> Who said they were illegal? amokeh> I'll try to induce another hypnotic state. Man! These women get testy... Ta2Betty> Go deep w/in yourself, amokeh. amokeh> I'd rather someone else went deep....never mind. Ta2Betty> Hey , now. No changing the subject. amokeh> All right. <taking a deep breath> I'm trying to find that place inside myself, the place I just was at... amokeh> Oh, got it! SamanthaJ3> Well, hurry up and get back there, woman Ta2Betty> Here we go. amokeh> Okay, they're naked, they're surrounding the snowman, they're bowing down to him and chanting, and, OH!! Ta2Betty> Seeing anything yet? amokeh> Oh! SamanthaJ3> and???? amokeh> That is just WRONG!!! Ta2Betty> WELL! amokeh> Oh. My. God. Ta2Betty> What? SamanthaJ3> <Sam beats her head on the monitor> amokeh> You would not BELIEVE what DP is doing to the snowman! SAC Elisheva> LOL! Yes I would. Ta2Betty> Dare we ask? SamanthaJ3> Don't tell me, I don't want to know. amokeh> Let's just say, get out your ruler, 'cause some reconstruction is gonna have to take place.... SamanthaJ3> Oh........DP, how COULD you? SAC Elisheva> LOL, I'm going to be keeper of the ruler. amokeh> Wow! She must be able to dislocate her jaw at will.... Ta2Betty> OH...MY...GOD!!1 SamanthaJ3> Good thinking, Ellie amokeh> Oh, wait, the vision's still going! SamanthaJ3> There's more??? Ta2Betty> What else is going on? amokeh> The ice...the ice around the snowman....it used to be snow, but because of all the heavy breathing, it's turned to a layer of ice surrounding him! amokeh> It's melting! SamanthaJ3> Somebody turn up the freezer, quickly! SAC Elisheva> got it! amokeh> It's melting, faster and faster now, to reveal....Oh!!!! Yes!!! MY LORD!! MY SURLY MASTER!!!!!!!!!! Ta2Betty> Quick, crank up the freezer. amokeh> The ice is falling off of him in chunks, and.....oh my god!!! SAC Elisheva> Nooooooooo! SamanthaJ3> WHAT, woman? Ta2Betty> Someone do something. We can't lose it. Call 911! SAC Elisheva> Please say it isn't true! amokeh> It wasn't a thick layer of ice! It was a thin layer!!!! He's REALLY THAT BIG!!!!! SAC Elisheva> LOL SamanthaJ3> lol amokeh> ALL PRAISE SKINNER!!! ALL PRAISE HIS MAJESTIC PHALLUS! SAC Elisheva> My husband it sitting here thinking I'm going nuts! SamanthaJ3> Ellie, babe, we are nuts Ta2Betty> HAIL SKINNER, THE MIGHTY! amokeh> ALL BOW DOWN (although at that size, you could stand just fine... ;) ) BEFORE THE GREAT AND MIGHTY SPG!!!! amokeh> Oh! That was the last of it! Whoa, that was pretty intense! SAC Elisheva> I personally think he was shedding like a snake and was actually getting bigger. SamanthaJ3> That was more than intense SAC Elisheva> Double check that vision amokeh SamanthaJ3> Ellie?! Ta2Betty> You could sell those visions and make a mint. amokeh> No, I'm afraid...I feel a little dizzy...oh! SAC Elisheva> I'm bad! amokeh> <eep> amokeh> <oof> SamanthaJ3> Oh, my yes you could. amokeh> <thud> SamanthaJ3> Not again. Ta2Betty> Yes, again. SamanthaJ3> smelling salts anyone? Ta2Betty> Right here. handing it to sam amokeh> Oh! <waving salts out of her face> SamanthaJ3> thanks, TA amokeh> Pew! SamanthaJ3> lol Ta2Betty> This can't be healthy for her. SAC Elisheva> was I right about the shedding theory. SamanthaJ3> Yes, I think you were. SAC Elisheva> I knew it! Ta2Betty> Are you O.K. amokeh. SAC Elisheva> Yes, dear woman of vision...okay now. SamanthaJ3> Speak to us, amokeh amokeh> Yes, I think so. Could someone get me some juice? I think my blood sugar's a little low. SamanthaJ3> here you go SAC Elisheva> What flavor? Ta2Betty> I have some Minute Maid. amokeh> orange is fine. SamanthaJ3> yes, we have a little bit of everything here amokeh> Thanks, that hits the spot. SAC Elisheva> Oh my goodness.....look yonder!!!!!!! To the heavens!!!!!! amokeh> <whew> Now I remember why I don't do that on a regular basis. SamanthaJ3> Yes???? amokeh> What? What? Ta2Betty> What are we looking at? SAC Elisheva> Don't you see it? Ta2Betty> Clarify please. SamanthaJ3> Is it...? amokeh> What? Oh! It's.... SamanthaJ3> Could it be....? amokeh> It's...HE's.... SamanthaJ3> Oh, my. SAC Elisheva> Yes....the SPG descends from the clouds. amokeh> <fanning chest vigorously again> amokeh> <hastily downing rest of juice> SAC Elisheva> OUR LORDSHIP! Ta2Betty> Fall to your knees, sisters! SamanthaJ3> Your Skinnerness. SAC Elisheva> All hail. amokeh> MY HEAVENLY MASTER!!! Oh let me worship your heavenly body!! Ta2Betty> Amokeh, now is not the time to faint. amokeh> I'm not gonna! Sheesh! Ta2Betty> HAIL HIS LORDSHIP! amokeh> You know, I figured out why I was fainting so much... SAC Elisheva> What is that you say SPG Ta2Betty> Why? SamanthaJ3> Shhh, the Surly One speaks. SAC Elisheva> We have been truly faithful to thee? amokeh> All the blood was pooling in my groin... SAC Elisheva> And we deserve some communion with thee? Ta2Betty> Ever faithful, your Hard-Bodiedness. SamanthaJ3> Communion with the SPG, yes. SAC Elisheva> Come sisters we are blessed.... SamanthaJ3> Very blessed. Thank the Skinner. Ta2Betty> Extremely blessed. amokeh> <crawling towards the SPG, kissing his beautiful feet> SAC Elisheva> Is the grotto available? amokeh> Thank you, my Large & Luscious Master! O Succulent Surly Lord! SamanthaJ3> The Grotto is available. SAC Elisheva> I know DP restocked the wafers. Ta2Betty> Shall we go there right now? SAC Elisheva> Wench Ellie takes the SPG by his magnificent hand and leads him down the path to heaven on earth. SamanthaJ3> Good thing she did something in there besides have her way with Krycek. amokeh> I think she buys those 'cause it's the only wafer her to get the SPG's attention... SamanthaJ3> lol amokeh> sorry, that was bad. SamanthaJ3> heaven on earth, yes SamanthaJ3> amokeh, yes, it was, but it was still funny Ta2Betty> I laughed. SAC Elisheva> What do you desire of us oh luscious one? SAC Elisheva> Sam, I don't understand him... amokeh> <psst, Sammie> Why doesn't he ask us what we desire of Him? SAC Elisheva> What does he say... Ta2Betty> Do with us what you will oh glorious one. amokeh> Yes, PLEASE, do with us what you will!!! SamanthaJ3> amokeh, you and I aren't priestess yet amokeh> I don't care!!! SamanthaJ3> we're just wenches amokeh> I need me some lovin'! Ta2Betty> I'll take what I can get. SamanthaJ3> Yes, my Surly One? <Sam looks slightly confused for a moment> That's possible, your Lordship? Ta2Betty> He keeps whispering in sam's ear. I can't hear. amokeh> Oh, I'm liking this better and better. SamanthaJ3> By all means, Your Lordship. SAC Elisheva> Tell us Wench Sammy...TELL US! amokeh> pssst, hey Sammie, tell him I'm very limber... Ta2Betty> Let it be good,PLEEEASSE! SamanthaJ3> amokeh, he knows that amokeh> Okay, just making sure all bases are covered, you know? Ta2Betty> I'm double-jointed. SAC Elisheva> amokeh is Limber, I'm Loyal...what are you Ta2 and Sam SamanthaJ3> He said Ta2Betty> WELL?? amokeh> Yes???? SamanthaJ3> LOL SAC Elisheva> Arrrrhhhhh! Ta2Betty> I'm going to shake you. amokeh> I'm gettin' my tazer.... Ta2Betty> Sam, you're playing w/ fire. Tell us. SamanthaJ3> sorry...lol...everything I think of I'm way too red in the face here to say amokeh> Just type it in, dammit!! SAC Elisheva> No one can see you! amokeh> I blush everytime I write a sex scene!!! But I still write it, so get to it, woman!!!! Ta2Betty> Take the risk, Sam. amokeh> Go the distance... SAC Elisheva> Just go with the muse sam....that's it....go with it.... amokeh> If you say it, he will come.... SAC Elisheva> LOL SamanthaJ3> okay then, in that case SAC Elisheva> ROFLMAO Ta2Betty> Let it all out. amokeh> Oh! That's what I said...in my dream. Ta2Betty> LOL amokeh> You know, that dream where he said....never mind. SamanthaJ3> I'll take the front, amokeh takes the back, ellie gets the right and betty takes the left, I can't do this I am laughing too hard amokeh> Wait a second!!! Why do you get the front!!! I want the front, dammit!!! SamanthaJ3> because I typed it amokeh> Okay, never mind, I'll take the back. Ta2Betty> MAN.. OH MAN!! SamanthaJ3> but we get to switch around guys but not until the SPG says so amokeh> OH! In that case... Ta2Betty> Rotating is fair. In more ways than one. SAC Elisheva> But Sam had the first shot...can he recover that fast? SamanthaJ3> yes, he's the SPG SAC Elisheva> Oh, stupid question SamanthaJ3> are you trying to get demoted back to wench status? SAC Elisheva> I'd love to be a humble wench again. It was funner to be in training. amokeh> <amokeh's happily bending to her task> SamanthaJ3> shhh, Ellie, just concentrate on your side of the man amokeh> I don't know what you're all talking about, but I'm behind the SPG, on my knees....use your imagination.... SAC Elisheva> tick tock tick tock...time to change yet? SamanthaJ3> shhhhh I'm busy here amokeh> You know that scene in Don't Talk to Strangers where Rebecca DeMornay bites Antonio Banderas' ass? SamanthaJ3> haven't seen it amokeh> Well, heh heh hehhhhh.... <rubbing hands lasciviously> Ta2Betty> Amokeh, you little vixen. SamanthaJ3> but I think I get the general idea amokeh> <making happy slurpy, nibbly noises> SAC Elisheva> this group has a definite thing for biting...and hey I thought we were supposed to be quiet. SamanthaJ3> okay, let's see that was about a virtual hour....yummy noises are okay amokeh> <working my way up> Hmmmmm....god, I love well-defined back muscles! SamanthaJ3> so - heavy sigh - I suppose we can change now, if we just must unless you guys like where you are amokeh> <working my way back down> SamanthaJ3> and don't want to change or anything like that amokeh> All right, I have to say it! This is one FINE PIECE OF ASS!!!!! SamanthaJ3> lol amokeh> God, his legs are so....so........long!!! And strong! And hairy!!! amokeh> <sucking on the inside of his knee> Ta2Betty> No fair letting amokeh have all fun. <Ta2 starts to slide his left thumb into her mouth. SamanthaJ3> Well, whatever is on your side is fair game, TA Ta2Betty> I know. amokeh> <running tongue up left inner thigh to.....> amokeh> < !> amokeh> <running tongue down right inner thigh> SamanthaJ3> Okay, we can switch now. Ta2Betty> <Start working my way up his arm.> amokeh> Hey, I'm not done! I still haven't gotten to...Oh, my! SAC Elisheva> David keeps glancing at me wondering why I'm giggleing! SamanthaJ3> Don't let me rush you, amokeh Ta2Betty> <little butterfly kisses on his shoulder> amokeh> Mmmmfph humpuhf loffa mmmmaannnnfphth... SamanthaJ3> David will seriously think you've lost it. SAC Elisheva> Sam, since you're in the front...please describe THE MAN's expression. SamanthaJ3> pleasure - sheer pleasure - think surly smile Ta2Betty> <running my tongue gently around his earlobe> amokeh> Hmmmm. <wiping hand across mouth and chin> Ta2Betty> <making my way to those lustful lips> amokeh> <working my way back up again> Ta2Betty> <start nibbling on lower lip> amokeh> <tongueing and kissing the back of his neck> amokeh> Okay, I'm ready to switch. SamanthaJ3> Okay, Ellie you take front. amokeh you get left, betty you get back SAC Elisheva> Who me? Ta2Betty> <going in for the kill.> Tasting the inside of that mouth is better than any drug (legal or not) SamanthaJ3> I'll take the right amokeh> At least I'm going in the right direction. Ta2Betty> Yes ma'am. amokeh> <nibbling on his armpit> Oh, man, there's just SO much of him to love!!! SAC Elisheva> Don't you just love the way he looks when he is satisfied by his wenches. amokeh> It must have been all that fainting, but I can barely keep my eyes open here, no reflection on the SPG. amokeh> That and I DID have a 7am appointment with HIM this morning... Ta2Betty> I could die a happy wench. amokeh> It's been a looooonnnngg (ruler-length, several times over) day. SAC Elisheva> Honey, HIS LORDSHIP knows his mortal wenches can only take so much. Ta2Betty> <baby kisses on that tight rear of His> amokeh> <running hands up and down the side of his leg as I suck on each finger, one at a time> Ta2Betty> <long kisses up his spine while I gently run my nails along his sides> SamanthaJ3> Okay, guys, hate to do this, but I am going to have to leave soon, too. Ta2Betty> Sam, where are you going? SAC Elisheva> Yes, I'm afraid I do too. SamanthaJ3> Well, it's late, and I have stuff still to do this evening. amokeh> Same here. SAC Elisheva> Good bye dear wenches!!! Farwell. Ta2Betty> Oh, all right. Bye Bye dearest sisters. SamanthaJ3> nite, nite ladies. Good night, Lord Skinner SAC Elisheva> Night Sammy! amokeh> Good night, it's been my pleasure. Literally. Ta2Betty> Bye ladies. SamanthaJ3> night Betty, amokeh, Ellie SAC Elisheva> All praises to HIM the SPG! amokeh> good night Sammy. amokeh> good night Ellie amokeh> good night Betty. Ta2Betty> Hail SPG! amokeh> All hail the Surly Lord, Our Luscious Master! Ta2Betty> Good night Amokeh. SamanthaJ3> All hail the Surly One << END OF CHAT >> |
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