Old Golfer Old Golfer ____Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
____I intend to live forever._So far so good..
____I drive way to fast to worry about cholestrol.
____Plan to be spontaneous.
____Always try to be modest and be proud of it.
____Save the Whales. Collect the whole set.
____The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
____A day without sunshine is like, night.
____On the other hand, You have different fingers.
____I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
____He who laughs last thinks slowest
____Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
____No one is watching until you make a mistake
____When everything's coming your way, you must be in the wrong lane and going the wrong way
____If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
____If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
____Honk if you love peace and quiet.
____Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
____The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
____Support bacteria, they are the only culture some pepole have.
____A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
____To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
____How many of you believe in telekinesis?__Raise my right hand.
____If you have any words of wisdom you would like to add to my list, Just keep them to yourself.
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