Bad Kitty Laws
Being a Bad Kitty is an art, and we are artists. We can conceal ourselves in any setting, blend in with any background, and disguise ourselves with anything around us. We only LOOK like we fit in with these people…and we find it amusing that they cannot tell the difference. Everything is all just a game, but we are playing to win.
Being a Bad Kitty means that we may be domesticated, but we are not tame. Our claws are still the sharpness of a hunter, beneath our lounging sensuous forms is muscle. We can strike and strike hard, but only when we feel threatened, and we are always in control of the situation we are in. Bad Kitties kick ass, but take names beforehand.
Being a Bad Kitty means that we do what we want when we want. We cannot please everyone, so we might as well please ourselves. Being comfortable is always preferable to being "in". What we wear and what we enjoy is a part of our beings that we will not compromise. It is an expression of our selves. We accept that it might mean we do not 100% fit in everywhere, but Bad Kitties enjoy their own territory anyway.
Being a Bad Kitty means making everyday acts sensuous. From bathing with lots of oils to eating t.v. dinners by candlelight, everything that we do can become a ritual to ourselves for us to enjoy and revel in, purring all the while. It is sitting in the sun, dozing. It is a singe piece of Godiva chocolate. It is chai tea at just the right temperature. It is velvet leggings. It doesn’t matter what is being done, as long as it is lengthy, drawn out to the utmost, and done with full sensual enjoyment.
Being a Bad Kitty means that there are going to be some people who cannot stand us, either because we are foreign to them, because our coat is the wrong shade, because we are shaped like a Maine Coon and not like a Sphinx. In true Bad Kitty fashion, ignore them. These people do not understand the true mystical nature of the Bad Kitty, and we cannot teach the ignorant. And if there is something a Bad Kitty is a master at, it is "ignoring with style".
Being a Bad Kitty means wearing what we want to wear, when we want to wear it, and everyone else can piss off. The only requirement is that it is as sensual as we are. We know what looks best on us, and we do not moan about those few extra pounds or the fact that perhaps our legs are just two inches two short. We are works of art, we know how to be sensuous as any size or shape or color of coat, and we play up with style. Bad Kitties are NEVER trashy.
Being a Bad Kitty means having groups of other Bad Kitties for social grooming and fun, but never taking on the group mind. Bad Kitties can associate with other Bad Kitties without the cat-fights and territorial battles, because that is undignified, and we would rather be a DOG for a day than be undignified. Bad Kitties do not feel the need to argue why we differ on certain points, and if we are truly with other Bad Kitties, explanations should be un-necessary anyway.
Being a Bad Kitty means remembering the Laws of Goth when appropriate, enjoying past pleasures and treats, but never resting on the past’s laurels. There are always new territories to explore, new terrain to conquer, and new bad kitty things to do. Being a Bad Kitty means to never be bored.
Being a Bad Kitty means taking risks. Nine lives are built in, and rather lose one of those lives to experience than hoard them for a rainy day that never comes. Be as confident as a cat crossing the street. There are always a few people who are going to speed up and try to hit us, but as a Bad Kitty, we know how to swerve when we need to, and when to let that cat in front of us get hit by the car.
Being a Bad Kitty means that taking responsibility is a subtle art like anything else. Falling off the couch happens…we lick our fur back into place, and stalk away with dignity. Next time, we’ll remember how to do things properly.
Most of all, being a Bad Kitty is KNOWING how beautiful and bad we really are…and loving every minute of it. Keep your coat sleek and neat, your claws well trimmed but sharp, keep yourself graceful and your tail up always. All Bad Kitties, no matter the size, breed, fur coloration or temperament, are works of art, and the people around them recognize it, even if they do not know why they are drawn to you, drawn they are.