I ENJOY BEING A GUY
by Mick,
who says,
"I've had this bloody song in my head for hours, so I had to fix it (and by fix, I mean filk).  Lucky you."
 
 
I’m a guy and by me that’s only great!
I am proud that my logic’s kind of curvy,
that I walk with a swaggering manly gait
and I drive way too fast and swervy.
 
I abhor being in places that are frilly
so my dates all come across at my place.
If you call me something cute or silly,
Be prepared for me to punch you in the face.
 
When I have a brand new speed drill
or a socket set I had to buy,
I fix anything I want to.
I enjoy being a guy.
 
When girls say I’m cute and funny
and they’d like me to meet their clan
I move on to the next honey.
I enjoy being a man
 
I flip for the latest fuel injection
I drool over girls on the Penthouse page.
I sit and watch television for hours
making rude sounds-who says I have to act my age?
 
I’m strictly a he-male’s he-male
and my future will probably be
all alone unless I find a female
who can stand living with a man like me.