She asked me why
I'm in love with my Guide.
It's Blair at  noon and night
With hardly a fight
It's Blair now high and low
Don't ask me why...
Don't know
It's not for lack of gals
I think we're more than pals...
Darwin

Gimme a Guide named Blair
With long beautiful hair
Shining, scheming,
beaming, ever, clever

Give me Shamanesque Blair
Spiritual and healing
Hey Simon, hey Taggart
Everyone in Major Crimes!

Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair
Told him, scold him,
Long as I can hold him
My Blair

When I've got him in a clutch
And use my sense of touch
 I love him so much he's my Blair
At home in my bed
Or rising from the dead
A spirit guide
A panther's pride
He's a beauty, he's brilliant, a wonder
He's my...

 Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair
Push him, shove him
Long as I can love him
My Blair

I want him now, top or bottom
Shiverin', quiverin', hopping, topping
Crazy, Golden, hold him!
Smiling, screaming, dreaming
Bottom, got him!
Maya needs to die-ah!
Twisted, neo hippie
Complex but relaxed meditator
Thank him for the white noise generators!

Oh say don't you hurt
My Guide-- if you do
Then your ass I'll kick

Listen to me
Someday when
I say, then
He'll stay in the truck

Rafe and H will both be jealous
When they see me with this fella,
My partner with his mane
of long, dark
curling zoneable hair

His hair's a major turn on
Hallelujah I adore him
You know Naomi loves her son
Why don't my father love me?

Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair
Told him, scold him,
Long as I can hold him
My Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair
Push him, shove him
Long as I can love him
My Blair