bad sprinkles! you know Jesus dosn't like the word "X-Mas"

merry christmas everyone and a happy new year,
i hope your stockings are stuffed with peanuts and beer,
and when you bathe you don't have to fear
that your voyeur neighbor will peer
at your lovely round rear
will Tammy-Faye's eye have a tear?
when this holiday season people will hear
that on Christmas day you were high on cheer
and crack

the end