A Dirty Poem by Princess Deedz
A note from the Princess: Ok, Lady, here it is! I must let you know,though, that I did not compose this ode to a woman's genitalia...I discovered in in a rest stop some 25 years ago while on the way to California.
 
A cunt is a beautiful creature,
All covered with soft, curly hair
It has the face of a preacher
But smells like the arse of a bear!