The Discovery Channel Song
as sung by Blair Sandburg, Guide

I love my Sentinel
I love his bright blue eyes
I love his senses
And then of course his size
I love Jim Ellison
Policeman of the Year
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
(notice how the chorus is similar to the warchant of the Yamamoto Headhunters..._

I love my Sentinel
Although he is repressed
I love my Sentinel
He's my Protector, Blessed
I love Jim Ellison
I do it all for him
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA

I love my Sentinel
I love my new found life
I had to trash my diss
So I could be his wife
I love Jim Ellison
My permanent partner
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA...