The Discovery Channel Song
as sung by Captain Jack Harkness

I love Ianto
I love his big brown eyes
I love those great suits
And what we do with ties
I love Ianto
He's such a pretty boy
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I love my tea boy
I love my part time shag
I love his coffee
I love his crying jags
Don't love his girlfriend
I'm glad we killed her off
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I love Ianto
I love his tape measure
I love his stopwatch
He brings me great pleasure
He's such a sweet boy
But more than eye candy
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