The Discovery Channel Song
as sung by Detective James Ellison

I love Blair Sandburg
Although he is a guy
I date a ton of girls
But it's a great big lie
I love Blair Sandburg
In spite of everything
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I love Blair Sandburg
I love his curly hair
I love to pet him
Just like a teddy bear
I love Blair Sandburg
But we're not *really* gay
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I love Blair Sandburg
I love my brilliant Guide
Couldn't really say it
Until he really died
Our spirit guides merged
And showed us what to do!
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