DOUBLE DONG ENTENDRE
       by Jeff B.  (jbatters@sk.sympatico.ca)

He woke up thinking about the best rim job he ever had
and couldn't recall the last time
He was serviced so professionally
The shiny new hubcabs he bought were on sale, too!
which was fabulous

His fingers trembled as her gingerly stroked the knob
before the rapture
when he turned it and entered the kitchen

He was hungry for it- with mouth eagerly agape
he took every inch of the hot meat down his throat,
taste buds titilated by the flavored condom.....ments
he relished the mustard and ketchup
which were staples on the sizzling tubesteak
he incessantly craved

He had such fond memories of Coney Island
and the wiener feast always culminated
with swallowing a spontaneous splash of succulent kum
quat juice...freshly squeezed of course
The wreckless exhilaration of the relentless
up and down, up and down girations coupled with
shrieks of unabashed ecstacy
"Those rollercoasters rocked!"

Channel surfing, he became totally transfixed by a burly bear
on the outdoor life network
He was muscular and cut (in a non-redundant sort of way)
and it was obvious that he could really wield his lumber
Every word uttered by this strikingly fuzzy creature
resonated deep within him
"Only you can prevent forest fires"

Meanwhile, across town after the Lavender social,
a dripping wet pussy glistened to the touch,
and every matted folicle quivered
"Damn!!!", she ejaculated,
"I knew I shouldn't have let Muffin out in the rain!"