Well lets me tell ya, chillins (ba DA de da)
'Bout dem "Empress Annie Blues" (ba DA de da)
Jez when you is thinking all is allright
She put dat curse on you (ba da da, ba da da, ba da da bum da de doo)
One night we was at de West Harvest (ba DA de da)
We was a'sharing de room (ba DA de da)
Well, some Vermin came a crawling right out of her crotch
Like sumpin from a hooker's womb ( ba da da, ba da da, ba da da bum
da de doo)
I gots de blues (ba DA de da)
Yessum, I gots de "Empress Annie Blues" (ba DA de da)
Doncha gets too close to that "She Beast", child,
Or dem bugs gets themselves all over you! (ba da da, ba da da, ba da
da bum da de doo)
Well, my skin it was a'crawling (ba DA de da)
My cooter it was a'itching, too (ba DA de da)
Sos I tooks the Kwellada shower...
What's a poor t-girl to do? ( ba da da, ba da da, ba da da dum da de
doo)
Well, I gots de blues ( you know the tune)
Yep, Empress Anne makes me blue
I'd kick her in her big fat ass "Hellmouth"
But I don wanna be losing my shoe!
We gots de blues
We gots dem "Empress Annie Blues"
Her ass is a'spewin dem big chunks she wuz chewing
" Explosive de-compression in Shuttle Bay 2!"
Yep, I sure am blue
De Empress Annie-type blue
I'll stake that BITCH in her cold, cold heart
Cuz dats what a slayer-girl do!!!
BIG ENDING
BA DA DA, BA DA DA, BA DA DA DUM...BA DAAAAAAA!!!
 
 
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