Gay Ducks in Canada...a semi Filk by Mik

Gay Ducks in Canada

(sung to Cold Nights in Canada - John Denver)

Up on a lakeside in Saskatchewan Ca
Two green headed mallards took a nap side by side
For it was springtime when duck couples were mated
Not cute girls for these boys, they weren't satisfied
And one is a teacher and one a beginner
Just wanting to be there and wanting to know
And together they're trying to tell us the story
That ducks can be gay in lovely Wascana eau

Gay ducks in Canada ignoring the hens
Read the statistics, they're following the trends
The drag queens are laughing, it's part of the plan
Gay Duckies are living  in Saskatchewan