(Andrea lynnyn@hotmail.com says: "Anyway, I've been filking away again. Have a Gander at my rendition
of Alanis Morriset's IRONIC")
 

Cancerman turned 98
Was runnin' the FBI, but got whacked one day
It's the black oil that seeps in your eyes
IT's a Mulder death that turns out to be lies
And isn't that like X-Files doncha think?

It's like Aliens flyin' ‘round in the sky
It's Scully's pain that makes Mulder cry
IT's the bad advice from the FBI
And who would believe? It figures...

Mr. Jose Chung wan-ted to try
To write a serious book in which Scully was a guy
He waited that whole damn hour, and didn't get it right
And Mulder just sat down and said "Well isn't pie nice?"
And isn't that like X-Files doncha think?

It's like death avoided by some voyeurist guy
And Scully tooooo cuz they didn't see eye-to-eye
It's a bounty hunter who doesn't care if you cry
And who would believe? It figures...

        And Fox has a funny way of sneakin' up on ya and makin' you
an addict an'
ya gotta watch it every night
        And Fox has a funny, funny way of sneakin' up when you think
that it's all
just a show and makin' you neurotic

A Bank goes *BLAM* cause you're a little late
A bag-o-blood-to-save-us-plan on Nich Lea's break
It's like 10,000 frogs fallin out of the sky
It's seeing the man of my dreams get a hole between his eyes - *uhg*
And isn't that like X-Files doncha think? A little toooo like
X-Files and
yeah I really do think!

It's like Fox's face, when he saw the new guy
Like a death row prisoner who came back after he fried
It's like the kiss that made us all sigh
And who would believe? It figures...

Yeah and Fox has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
And Fox has a funny way
Of finding it out
Finding it out.