By way of explanation, even Nick's Cadillac has a devoted faction.  I'm not in it, but I got hit over the head by this one
day. <g>  This is one of my few, if not only, attempts at filk, it is a desecration of W.B. Yeats'
"Brown Penny" <g>

Green Caddy
With apologies to W.B. Yeats
By Laurie of the Isles
11/23/98

I thought "It is too green."
And then "It is not green enough."
Wherefore I started the ignition
To find out how it drove.

"Go and drive, go and drive, young man
If the Caddy be new and green."
Ah Caddy, green Caddy, green Caddy,
I am cradled in the springs of her seats.
And the Caddy revved up in my ears,
"You will never be wise enough
To taste all of life's pleasures,
For you will be thinking of death
That are cradled in the springs of my seats,
Till the springs of my seats have all sprung."
Ah Caddy, green Caddy, green Caddy,
Your paint will fade all too soon.