It's just a Mulder thing
You know what I mean!

Yeah
Oooh, yeah
Yeah

Baby, it's a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
Baby, it's a Mulder thing
Oooh, baby, it's a Mulder thing

He's the reason that the world spins round
Those bedroom eyes know what needs to be found
You don't have to be worried, baby
'Cause the FBI's finest will always be around
He will always save the day
In his special Spooky way
So sugar, please be good to him
And he just might stick around a little longer

Just watch those lips and the stride of his hips
As he solves those mysteries while he does what he
pleases

Baby, it's a Mulder thing
Just a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
Oooh, baby
Baby, it's a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
Oooh, baby, it's a Mulder thing

He's always willing to believe you
That voice can stir up and tease you
But, baby don't dick around with him
Or that pout will melt you faster than a rim
Y'see he's just so fine
And he'll admit he's a little bit crazy
So just give him a basketball and porn, and he'll rock
your world till you're crazy baby

Conspiracies and those sunflower seeds
Are just a part of the man who can lay my land

Baby, it's a Mulder thing
Just a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
A Mulder thing
Baby, it's a Mulder thing
Get up and sing, oooh, baby, it's a Mulder thing!
Oooh, baby, it's a Mulder thing

So now you understand why he is da'man
He is the one and only FBI man

It's a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
Just a Mulder thing
Baby, it's a Mulder thing
A Mulder thing
Oooh, baby, it's a Mulder thing
It's a Mulder thing
Just a Mulder thing
Get up everybody and sing, oooh baby, it's a Mulder thing!