It's Sunday
night,
I am at Michele's
you know.
The thought
of his face,
Sets my wide
eyes all aglow.
We all are
rabid X-File fans
though we
don't know his master plan
We hope that
he won't kill our
Favorite secret
agent man!
And I wish
he was my
sex toy
My darling
Rat-boy
He is a bad
boy
But he ain't
no frat boy
My darling
Rat-boy
He's got some
big ploy
People to
de-stroy
My friends
all tell me
Girl you know
he's just a ho
But I don't
care, I still
Wish he would
be by beau
He's killing
people left and right
And giving
them such a fright
Especially
when Fox's antidote
He throws
down upon the grouuuuund!
And we know
He is a bastard
At that he's
a master
He is THE
bad boy
My darling
Rat-boy
My darling
Rat-boy
Let me in
on your big ploy
(In on your
big ploy)
You're prettier
than Troy...
Just so sexy
and smart
He's the man
with no heart
And he's falling
apart
from the limbs
that were cleaved
He told Scully
to trot
Should we
trust him or not?
I dunno but
he's ho-o-o-o-o-t
Mmmmmm...
It's almost
over
I guess he
won't be on this week
But I'm not
worried
He's makin'
someone's life seem bleak
He's makin'
their lives hell
I wish that
he would ring my bell
Cos although
I don't want kids
I would bear
his right no-o-o-o-www!
And I am
sexually frustrated
A little berated
Unmotivated
But not constipated.
My darling
Rat-boy
Almost an
Android
Viruses deployed
Never us annoyed
My Darling
Rat-boy
Don't let Chris Carter avoid
Your episodes enjoyed
You're weirder
than S. Freud
My Darling
Rat-boy
I know
you're a bad-boy
And
they beat your ass boy
They shot ya 'tween the eyes - OI!
My Darling
Rat-boy
Please
be my sex toy
Please
be my sex toy
Please
be my sex toyyyyyyyyyy
Heyyyy
Yeah.
I'll
be waiting.........
For
the mooovieee.......