It's Sunday night,
I am at Michele's you know.
The thought of his face,
Sets my wide eyes all aglow.
We all are rabid X-File fans
though we don't know his master plan
We hope that he won't kill our
Favorite secret agent man!

And I wish
he was my sex toy
My darling Rat-boy
He is a bad boy
But he ain't no frat boy
My darling Rat-boy
He's got some big ploy
People to de-stroy

My friends all tell me
Girl you know he's just a ho
But I don't care, I still
Wish he would be by beau
He's killing people left and right
And giving them such a fright
Especially when Fox's antidote
He throws down upon the grouuuuund!

And we know
He is a bastard
At that he's a master
He is THE bad boy
My darling Rat-boy
My darling Rat-boy
Let me in on your big ploy
(In on your big ploy)
You're prettier than Troy...

Just so sexy and smart
He's the man with no heart
And he's falling apart
from the limbs that were cleaved
He told Scully to trot
Should we trust him or not?
I dunno but he's ho-o-o-o-o-t
Mmmmmm...

It's almost over
I guess he won't be on this week
But I'm not worried
He's makin' someone's life seem bleak
He's makin' their lives hell
I wish that he would ring my bell
Cos although I don't want kids
I would bear his right no-o-o-o-www!

And I am
sexually frustrated
A little berated
Unmotivated
But not constipated.
My darling Rat-boy
Almost an Android
Viruses deployed
Never us annoyed
My Darling Rat-boy
     Don't let Chris Carter avoid
    Your episodes enjoyed
You're weirder than S. Freud
 My Darling Rat-boy
 I know you're a bad-boy
 And they beat your ass boy
   They shot ya 'tween the eyes - OI!
 My Darling Rat-boy
 Please be my sex toy
 Please be my sex toy
 Please be my sex toyyyyyyyyyy

 Heyyyy Yeah.
 I'll be waiting.........
 For the mooovieee.......