It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.(or Meet Ralph
and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
(alternate endings)
Here's the show's namey; Pinky and The Brainy; Come back, Shaney;
The rain in Spainy; Cockamamie; Shirley MacLainey; How urbaney; Citizen
Kaney;
Andromeda Strainy; Where's Lon Chaney? Eisenhower Mamie; Miss Cellany;
Chicken Chow Meiny; Dana Delaney; No pain, no gainy; Hydroplaney;
Money down the drainy; Penny Laney; Tarzan and Janey; Novocainey; Here's
the Flamey; Meet Mark Twainy; Presidential campaigny;
Hunchback of Notre Damey; Bowling laney; Bangor, Mainey; Frasier Craney;
Mister Haney; Quiche lorrainey; Lake Champlainy; High octaney; Public domainy
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.
***
Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you,
you couldn't see me.
-Yakko Warner
OK, so, one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the fish tank
but the fish was a piranha, it lived inside the cat forever, and the cat
became Piranha Cat. K, bye.
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend
Helllooooo Nurse!!
-Yakko and Wakko
I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my
handle and here's a note from my shrink. He says I'm getting better. Last
week I thought I was a toaster oven!
-Dot
One time, OK, one time Randy Beaman's brother
ate pop rocks and drank a soda and his head exploded! Ok, bye!
-Colin, Randy Beaman's friend
Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
-Mindy
In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In
other cases, it's the only thing.
-Skippy
If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and
go on with my life. But I'm not.
-Slappy
Nice decorating! Let me guess - Satan?
-Dot
Goodnight Everybody!
-Yakko
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over
the candlestick and burned his butt. Thank you.
-Dot
Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the
lesson that we should learn. And today's moral is...
-Yakko
Potty Emergency!! Potty Potty Potty!!
-Wakko
My real name is, "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francessia Banana-Fanna Bobescia.......the third.
-Dot
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he became macrobiotic
and an enormous pain in the neck.
-Dot
The studio of Mos Eisner... You'll never find
a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So be careful, we're going in
without an agent.
-Slappy Wanna Nappy
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little..
ah, im sick of that song.. Its time for Aaanamaaniacs!
-Wakko
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
-The Warners
Bumbie's moooooom!? She's,... WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-Skippy
Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: If you
can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.