October 1, 1985

Dear ___

The earth is round, you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, and for every action there is an equal and opposite satisfaction...words to live by, I think,  When this is done, the pages all filled, you will know more. And maybe I will, too. I don't understand the world anymore than you do. It's not fair that we work our asses off for a meager wage when other yo-hos are making big bucks in mega-corporations just cuz they blew the boss. (Call it experience? Ha! a blowjob by any other name still sucks) It seems to be a case of who you know (blow), not what you know.  Why? You got me. It's just another example of how fucked the world is. It's too bad, but that is just how it is...