They paid me in humiliation. That was my only fee, and I drank it up.
And if people thought I really was gay...hey, that could help. People might ascribe good taste to me, and they might think, ''Maybe Ben Affleck can cook.'' Or, ''His home might be well cared for.''
He <Harrison Ford>saw his wardrobe looked kind of normal and was like, ''Don't we have anything here that's mesh?''
They weren't curing anything — except the distance between my body and Jimmy's.
“I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.”
“I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.”
“Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.”
“Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.”
“If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.”
“Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!”
“I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style,”
"Kevin is my homosexual crush. If I were gay, the first guy I would sleep with is Kevin Smith. The second one would be Leo DiCaprio - but only for the long hair he had in The Man in the Iron Mask."
"Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage."
"Matt's so metro. He wears perfume a lot of the time. He won't go out without three different moisturisers that he has to put on."
"Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex."
".....There is no copyright fee, I encourage you to use my name and (apparent) likeness to whatever benefit you may derive from such usage, but if you do get laid, do it well. I can't have folks out there mucking up the reputation."
I figure if the acting thing ever fizzles out I would definitely see myself having a career in S & M clubs.
" Yes! I am smolderin'; saucy; "