The good CHYNA
"I'd bash you--you are so gay, I'd gay bash you!"
(to Jenny at brunch)
"This is why there is a you."
"I will Terry Fox across this room....I did not just say that and that is not showing up on a website!"
"Is it Yada, or is it an elk? (makes appropriate elk noises) Don't you write that down!"
We lost Calgary."
(on Kory)
"My life is one big bowel movement."
"I think I just gave up gay for Lent."
"Screw the bowel movement, my life is all about glazed ham."
"Someone's getting rimming with love tonight!"
"She licked it! Poor cookie deserved better than that!"
"That's so gay *I* would beat you up in high school."
"Any rim is a good rim at this point."
"Screaming purple Jesus, my uterus didn't pop *that* out!"
"The bun is infamous...and when the bun is infamous, the nub is a celebrity!"
SABRINA: Dutchie, you got a little Urethra
behind your ear.
CHYNA: That even makes fat girls nauseous...
STEFANIE LANE BARR: You're doing it for
your community!
DEEDZ: Take one for the team, Anne!
CHYNA: God knows she's the size of one!
(on drinking shooters the day after the ball)
TOYBETZ: She's offering free trade.
CHYNA: Just call me NAFTA