TRY ONE OF THESE AT YOUR NEXT PARTY, OR ASK FOR ONE AT YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GAY BAR!
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COCKTAILS
The
Sonic Screwdriver Cocktail
1 1/2
oz vanilla vodka
1 1/2
oz Blue Curacao liqueur
6 oz
clear lemon-lime soda
Half-fill
a clear 12 oz. glass with ice. Pour 1.5 oz Vanilla Vodka, 1.5 oz Blue
Curacao,
and 6 oz. CLEAR lemon/lime soda over the ice. Stir lightly, and Enjoy!
From
the
worst restaurant in Winnipeg:
POONTAH
1/2
Malibu
rum
1/2 Grape
Sourpuss
(It's
Breyanna's
fault!)
FLUFFY
DUCK
1 oz GIN
1 oz
COINTREAU
ORANGE
JUICE TO TASTE
(90
minutes
for our meals, but these helped....even if Anne was looking for a
greasy
goose instead)
From
Tyra:
OFFICIAL
DRINK OF THE MOO MOO EMPIRE
vodka,
diet with a twist
(The
Moo-Moo Empire consists of all larger than life, diabetic, prairie drag
queens. So far, there's Tyra and China)
(Mick
passed this on from the fine folks at Disney)
JUNGLE
JULEP
1/2 cup
sugar, 5 cups cold water, 1/2 cup pineapple juice, 3 T lemon juice 2 T
each grape juice concentrate and sweetened orange powdered drink (Tang)
1 1/2 T grenadine.
(mix
it up with some vodka or pineapple
Malibu Rum, and you've got a real
taste treat, refreshing and yummy!)
THE
VELVETEEN RABBIT AKA MIK'S BLESSINGS
Creme de
Cacao, pureed banana and crushed ice
(Mick
made my mouth water with this one--might also work with Creme De Banane
and cream)
(from
bcfan, of the XOK list)
POLAR
BEAR DRINK
Yum.
Here's
how:
1 part
Godiva liqueur
1 part
Peppermint schnapps
Serve
on the rocks.
Best when
ice cold.
THE
GIZZIE GASSER
one shot
of Ballatore
one shot
of Southern Comfort
three
shots
of sauerkraut juice
(shaken,
not stirred)
FLIRTINI
2
OZ RASPBERRY VODKA
1/2
OZ TRIPLE SEC
CRANBERRY
JUICE
DASH OF
BAR LIME
SHAKE,
STRAIN OVER ICE AND GARNISH WITH FRESH OR SOUR CHERRY
DRINKS
FROM "SHAMROCK'S FOLLY" BY J.D.RUSH:
ALIEN
BRAIN FART
1 pt
Midori
1 pt
Bailey's
Top with
Bacardi Rum
Layered
if desired; or mix and drink
FLYING
WET DREAM
1/2 oz
Kahlua
1/2 oz
Amaretto
1/2 oz
Tequila
1 1/2 oz
Half & Half.
Pour
ingredients
into shaker half filled with ice. Shake and strain into two Shot
glasses.
SCREAMING
ORGASM
3/4
oz Southern Comfort
3/4 oz
Amaretto
3/4 oz
Vodka
3/4
oz Pineapple Juice.
Pour
ingredients
into a shaker
half-filled with ice. Shake and strain into two shot glasses.
DRY
HUMP
1oz vodka
1 oz
Kahlua
1 oz
Amaretto.
Mix,
serve
in a highball glass.
A
PIECE OF ASS
1 shot
Amaretto
1 shot
Southern Comfort
Pour ice
in glass; pour in shots; fill with Sour Mix
RED-HEADED
SLUT
1 1/2 oz
Jagemeister
1 1/2
Peach
Schnapps
Fill with
cranberry juice in a shot glass.
NUCLEAR
ORGASM
3/4 oz
Barcadi Orange
3/4 oz
Midori
1/4 oz
Pineapple
1/4 oz
Sour mix.
Pour all
ingredients into a shaker. Shake and strain into a shot
glass.
(Substitute Barcardi Limon for Orange and it's called a Nuclear Hard-on)
~~~
BLACK
AND TAN
IT'S
GUINNESS
AND HARP, AND THE HARP IS FLOATED ON TOP OF THE GUINNESS SO IT LOOKS
DARK
AND LIGHT. IT ALSO GOES UNDER THE NAME "HALF AND HALF".
SHIRLEY
TEMPLE BLACK
1 OZ
JOHNNY
WALKER BLACK
SPRITE
OR SEVEN UP
GRENADINETO
TASTE
(THANKS
TO MICK, FOR MAKING ME SMILE WITH THIS DRINK SUGGESTION...AND YOU CAN
BET
A FEW OF THESE WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE SAILING ON THE GOOD
SHIP
LOLLIPOP!)
ANTHRAX
ZINGERS
1 OZ
BLACK
VODKA
GINGER
ALE
RIM GLASS
WITH FINE SUGAR/ICING SUGAR
SERVE
OVER
ICE
(THE
NAME
COMES FROM MICK, ALONG WITH THE
SLOGAN-"TRY AN ANTHRAX ZINGER,
AND PUKE YOUR WAY
TO PARADISE"--WE THINK
TRIXIE SHOULD
BE THE SPOKESMODEL)
THE
BAD TOUCH
2 OZ
SCREECH
NEWFOUNDLAND RUM
ROOTBEER
TO TASTE
(STARTED
SELLING IT FOR RICK'S
BIRTHDAY, WOUND UP NAMING IT AFTER
MR.
GAY REGINA AT HIS STEPDOWN)
CARBONATED
CUM BUBBLE
1 OZ VODKA
1 OZ
WHITE
CREME DE CACAO
MILK
SHAKE IN
A SHAKER GLASS WITH ICE, STRAIN OVER GLASS HALF FILLED WITH ICE. TOP
WITH
SPRITE. SLURP WITH LIPS IF FIZZING GETS TO BE TOO MUCH.
DOUBLE
CUM BUBBLE: SAME IDEA, DOUBLE THE BOOZE
(BOB
UPNDOWN SAYS: "DON'T ASK WHY IT WAS NAMED SUCH. CERTAINLY COULDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW EASY I AM WHEN I DRINK THEM. SHEET SOUP, BABY.")
DEAD
ESTEE
3 OZ.
BOLS
PASSIONFRUIT LIQUER
SPRITE
GRENADINE
AT LEAST
4 CHERRIES
(INVENTED
BY TRIXIE PAN AM)
FREQUENTLY
1 OZ. RYE
COKE TO
TASTE
LIME
SQUEEZE
(NICH'S
DRINK OF CHOICE)
JENNY
SPARKS
1 0Z GIN
1 0Z
CREME
DE CACAO
1 OZ BLUE
CURACAO
SODA
LEMON
(NAMED
AFTER THE SPIRIT OF THE 20TH CENTURY IN THE COMIC "THE AUTHORITY")
MARTHA
1 OZ
LEMON
SOURPUSS
1 OZ
RASPBERRY
SOURPUSS
ICE
(TRIXIE'S
DRINK OF CHOICE
WHEN DECORATING A LESBIAN'S HOUSE
FOR THE HOLIDAYS)
THE
METZTASTIC
1 OZ BOLS
CREME DE BANANE
1 OZ BOLS
APRICOT
ORANGE
JUICE
MIX OVER
ICE
(CREATED
BY TROYMETZ FOR HIM AND TRIXIE IN THEIR TIRELESS PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT
COCKTAIL TO GO WITH PATSY GALLANT)
THE
PEOPLE'S ELBOW
1 OZ
SOUTHERN
COMFORT
1 OZ
BUTTERIPPLE
SCHNAPPS
ORANGE
JUICE
SPRITE
GRENADINE
(JOSH
INTRODUCED ME TO THESE THE NIGHT OF THE PTCS PYJAMA PARTY, WHEN WALTER
WAS IN THE HOSPITAL)
SMASHED
MONKEY
3 OZ.
MALIBU
RUM
ORANGE
JUICE
SPRITE
GRENADINE
SERVE IN
A MASON JAR, OVER ICE, MAKING SURE TO DRIBBLE THE LAST BIT OF GRENADINE
ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE GLASS
(NAMED
FOR OUR LEAST FAVORITE
MONKEY-BOY, LUCAS, WHO WAS
BARRED FROM THE CLUB FOR FIGHTING,
AND WHO WOUND UP GETTING A MASON
JAR TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE.
SOUNDS A LOT LESS FUNNY THAN IT WAS,
BUT, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH,
AND THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION
FOR
A DRINK--SHANE CAME UP WITH THE
RECIPE)
SWEET
VIOLINS
1/3
CINNAMON
SCHNAPPS
1/3 IRISH
CREME
1/3 MELON
LIQUER
SHAKE AND
SERVE OVER ICE. ALTERNATELY, YOU CAN ADD WHITE RUM AS WELL.
(FROM
THE MOVIE "VAN WILDER")
TAMI
1 BOTTLE
LABATT'S GENUINE DRAFT
1 LARGE
GLASS
CLAMATO
JUICE TO TASTE
(TAMI
SAYS
SHE DRINKS THIS WHEN SHE'S FEELING
DELICATE)
TIA
FLO
1 BOTTLE
OF CORONA
GRENADINE
TO TASTE
(A GAY
MAN'S GUIDE TO MAKING
IMPORTED BEER EVEN GAYER!)(NAMED
BY AN OFFENDED JACKELOPE,
WHO WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER TRYING
IT!)
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SHOOTERS
VIBRATOR
3/4 oz
Southern Comfort
1/4 oz
Baileys.
Mix and
serve in shot glass.
BLOWJOB
1/2 oz
vodka
1/2 oz
Tia Maria
1/2 oz
Kahlua.
Whip
cream
on top.
Slam the
shot without using your hands.
(A Cum
Shot is similar, except you use 1 pt butterscotch schnapps and 1 pt
Bailey's
Irish Cream)
ETHAN'S
SHOOTER
(also
known as "the shooter that eats like a meal" or "heavy flow days")
2/3
RASPBERRY
SOURPUSS
1/3 BAJA
ROSA
(I'VE
ONLY SERVED ONE, NEVER DRANK ONE, BUT THEY'VE BEEN DESCRIBED AS 'CHEWY'
*SHUDDER*)
FROM
BARKLEY'S
RECIPE BOOK:
GRANDMA'S
CUM
1 PART
TEQUILA
1 PART
VODKA
1 PART
JACK DANIELS
1PART GIN
1 PART
OUZO
1 PART
BAILEYS
(LIKE
A POUSSE-CAFE, ONLY DISGUSTING!)
SLURPY
SPERM
1/3
SOUTHERN COMFORT
1/3 PEAR
BRANDY
1/3
BAILEYS
THE
DUCHOVNY
You
take one shot glass full of ice
cold
Jagermeister,
squirt some Redi whip on top. Park your Mulder
figure
on the table so he can watch. Put your hands behind
your back
and suck down the drink known as The Duchovny.
Pretty
darn good and will get you snockered pretty fast.
-from
Shelba
CEMENT
MIXER:
One shooter glass full of Irish Cream
One shooter glass full of bar lime
Shoot lime, keep in mouth, shoot Irish Cream. Swish.
(One female bartender exclaimed to me after giving me one of these
shots:
"Now you know how chicks feel after you finish and try to get us to
swallow."
Now? Apparently my previous experience amounted to nothing in her
eyes. Although I have to admit....I've never sucked a cock where
the end result was chunks. And, quite frankly, I'm grateful for
that)
SNAKE
BITE
One part tequila
One part Jack Daniels
(This is very nearly the nastiest thing ever created. Next to a
Rocky
Mountain Bear Fucker....but I can't remember the ingredients to
that.
So for all intents and purposes, this is very nearly the nastiest thing
ever created. Perhaps some people can handle it, but tequila and
I haven't been on speaking terms since my eighteenth birthday. I
lost my glasses in a bag of puke....'nuff said)
SAMICHES!
1/2
Frangelico
1/2
Chambord
(tastes
JUST like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!)
MAMA'S
128
1/3 Swiss
chocolate almond
1/3
raspberry
liquer
1/3 irish
creme
(named
for the number of steps between Troy's house and the bar)
BLOODY
DIRTY KNICKERS
1 oz
tequila
drizzle
with grenadine
top with
a sprinkle of parmesan cheese
(ew! A
specialty of the Free House, apparently)
THUNDERSTORMS
1 part
creme de banane
1 part
creme de cacao
1 part
irish creme
1 part
black sambuca
(thanks,
Troy, Larry, Marlon and Newfie Fred for this fascinating looking
shooter!
CANDY
APPLES
1/2 GREEN
SOURPUSS
1/2
BUTTERSCOTCH
OR
BUTTERIPPLE
SCHNAPPS
(MORE
SHOOTER FUN FROM ANOTHER CALGARY EMPRESS, THIS ONE ANITA LAY, WHO IS
ALSO
MY GOOD FRIEND BERNIE, WHO FYI, SHOULD NOT DRINK THESE BEFORE LEAVING
THE
CITY FOR THE WEEKEND...)
CONFLICT
OF INTEREST
1/3 GIN
1/3
SOUTHERN
COMFORT
1/3 MAPLE
LIQUER
POUR, IN
THAT ORDER, INTO A 1 OZ SHOOTER GLASS
(WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN JASON PLAYS THE COASTER TOSS GAME)
DRAGON'S
BLOOD
1/2 BLUE
SAMBUCA
1/2 RED
SOURPUSS
(A
SHOOTER
FAVOURED BY DREW BLOOD, FROM WINNIPEG. AS AN ASIDE, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO KNOW THAT JAE CALLS THEM 'ASS-BLASTERS')
HURRICANES
3/4 BAJA
LUNA
1/4 BLACK
SAMBUCA
(THIS
SHOOTER NEVER STOPS MOVING, SO YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT IT DOES IN
YOUR
STOMACH...SEE ALSO 'TORNADOS')
KKO
1/2 KeKe
Beach
1/2 Baja
Tango
(tasty
shooter, and the extra K stands for Krycek)
PINK
FLAMINGO
1/3 Red
Sourpuss
2/3 White
Sambuca
(Like
Dragon's Blood, only
nastier, a taste treat from the Winnipeg
queens)
PORN
STAR
1/2 oz
Blue Curaco
1/2oz
Raspberry
Sourpuss
Dropped
into a glass with 1/2 oz of sprite, and a 1/2 oz of lime bar mix.
Drop,
drink
, and enjoy!
(HOW
BARKLEY GETS HIS BOYFRIEND DRUNK)
PUFFY
BUTTS
VANILLA
SCHNAPPS
CREAM
FILL
SHOOTER
GLASS ALMOST TO THE RIM WITH VANILLA SCHNAPPS. ADD THE EQUIVELENT OF
ONE
COFFEE CREAMER OF CREAM TO THE TOP.
(TASTES
SUSPICIOUSLY
LIKE A DILLY BAR, BUT TASTIER.
NAMED AFTER OUR OWN SHANE, WHO DRINKS 'EM
LIKE A DEMON, AND WHO GOT THIS NICKNAME FOR LOOKING TOO MUCH LIKE A
CERTAIN
RAGDOLL CAT FROM L.A.)
TORNADOS
3/4 BAJA
ROSA
1/4 BLACK
SAMBUCA
(THIS
LOOKS LIKE A ROLLING STORM IN THE GLASS, SO YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT
IT
DOES IN YOUR STOMACH...)
WEREWOLVES
1/2 JACK
DANIELS
1/2
DRAMBUIE
(IT'S
A SHOOTER FOLKS, INVENTED BY AN OLD EMPRESS FROM CALGARY, AND THE
CHALLENGE
IS TO DRINK IT WITHOUT CHOKING)
(IF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE DRINK, AND WHO DOESN'T, SEND IT TO ME AND I'LL BE SURE TO POST IT.
BACKGROUND
IMAGE BORROWED WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM MICA, GODDESS OF COLLAGE ART.
FOUND
IT ON THE WIRERIMS SITE-HOPE YOU DON'T MIND...
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2000-11 Michele. All rights reserved. I went to law school.