Brittany: What do you think I am - stupid?
Kevin: Wait, are you asking me if I think you're stupid or are you
just calling me stupid?
Mr. O'Neill: You know what they say: A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine
go down.
Jane: Not if you're diabetic.
Quinn: Daria, do you think long-distance relationships work?
Daria: Yeah, maybe you and I should try one.
Kevin: Hey, I don't need to follow rules. I'm rebellant.
Daria: Did he say 'repellant'?
Jane: It seems like he should have, doesn't it?
"Be all that you can be. Or at least try to get up before noon."
-Trent
"The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which, i guess, is good,
if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulemia."
-Daria
"There's no sadder sight on this earth than a football player trying
to think."
-Daria
"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough it's almost like depth."
–Daria
"It's the width I find disturbing"
-Daria
"Merry Christmas Dad... IN HELL!!!"
-Daria's Dad
"All the others are tuckered out laughing at your cowardice"
-Drill Instructor
"Orphans that need ankle boots"
-Fashion club member
"Good, my pancreas could use a good workout."
-Daria
"I've always wanted to sleep upside-down and spread rabies."
-Jane
"At least if I kiss you my eyes will be closed."
-Tom
"Cheer cheer cheer, yell yell yell
Why give a damn, we're all going to hell."
-Daria
"Shallow graves for shallow people."
-Daria
"What's that funny smell?"
"It wasn't so funny when it happened."
-Daria
"We could use you're moral support."
"Okay, but the support will be amoral at best..."
-Daria