David: It seems safe to say that when two gay guys go on a date and each of them goes home with a hot blonde girl, something's definitely not working.

Abby: I love that dress. In fact I have the same one, in a smaller size!

Pacey: If you felt even one shred of what I feel for you, we wouldn't be standing here having this conversation.

I'm scared that I'm gonna end up alone. I'm scared that I'm always gonna be someone's friend, or brother, or confidant but never quite... someone's everything. Mostly I'm scared I'm never gonna meet a guy that I love as much as I love you. -Jack

Dawson: All right, so guess what?
Joey: What?
Dawson: Take a guess.
Joey: You're gay.
Dawson: That and... I was on the phone with Steven Spielberg the other day.
Joey: Really?
Dawson: Sort of.
Joey: What do you mean "sort of"?
Dawson: He called for Todd, and I said, "hold on a second, please," and I put Todd on.
Joey: That's it?
Dawson: My hands were shaking.

Dawson: Every good thing that's happened in my life I've essentially managed to talk out of existence. I'm not gonna do that this time.

Pacey: That girl? That girl hates me!
Audrey: I know. She hates you too much. I don't trust it!

Dawson: You were the only hot girl in the room who looked like she might have actually read a book at some point in her life.

Natasha: So you weren't just chatting me up?
Dawson: Oh, I was chatting you up.

Eddie: That wasn't me being nice. That was me showing off.

Jen: No hedging, no subtext. No horrible puns. Gays have it so easy. Straight boys are never so... straight.

Dawson: One of the many faces of Todd. There's drunk- and-belligerent-Todd, there's sober- and-belligerent-Todd, there's creepy/horny-Todd. The rarest of them all is sweet-Todd, but that's usually accompanied by hidden-agenda-Todd.



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