DILBERT: What's a mousepad?
WALLY:Feminine protection for mice.
-Dilbert
"Do you mind if I use the reflection on your head to do my makeup?"
-Woman talking to Wally, Dilbert
ALICE:"Hey, a sports bra, can I have it?"
WALLY:"So, you're letting them play sports
now?"
-Dilbert
"Your mother impliments multi-vendor processes without synergy"
-Dilbert, Dilbert
"I can't see your physical beauty anymore Alice, it's umm...outshined
by your professional performance"
-Wally, Dilbert
"Stop whining and start slathering"
-The Boss, Dilbert
"Remember kids, if your parents feel guity; they are guilty."
-Dogbert, Dilbert
"It's characterized by an aptitude for all things mechanical and electrical,
and other social inneptitudes."
-Dilbert, Dilbert
"I don't know where pudding comes from, but I still eat it."
-Wally, Dilbert
"I feel soiled... I mean more than normal."
-Wally, Dilbert