One day in the summer of 1994

Mon amour:

Je t'aime, je t'adore, tu es mon raison d'etre!
The days here are so long without you; and the nights so cold!
I am counting the days until we can be together again.
You are like the filling in my Oreos-so sweet and so white!
If the world didn't already have an axis, it would revolve around you!
When I think of you, all 2000 parts of my body smile.
I shiver in anticipation of your molten kisses, your hot body pressed to mine like the pages of a dime store novel crushed in a slightly warped bookshelf.
When you come home I will greet you in Saran Wrap, screaming "Take me now, Lover man!" so loudly that all the nieighbours may share my joy, my rapture, my ecstasy!
What else is there to say?  I'm guilty of love in the first degree! Save the last dance for me! I can't live if living is without you! Cos I am your lady...
Adorably yours,
Babs xoxoxoxo
p.s. Say "hi" to Amie and Kirsten for me-they must be very sweet sluts-uh-whores-uh-girls!