I have the best friends in the world.

I was talking to ___ and ___ last night--either too little sleep, or too much writing, not sure which.

Netscape isn't working!

I need a new computer.

Did you know that bunnies don't drool, but bears do! And that gay penguins have the best nesting sites?

Note to self: never bring up death in the chatroom!

I didn't bartend on Friday!

Goin' for brunch pretty quick here...