"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has
a vampire and an explosion!"
Fry
"It's toe-tappingly tragic."
-Dr. Zoidberg
"Even though you may be covered in greasy skin
, inside you you've got the heart of a robot, just like I've got the heart
of a human inside me...See!"
-Bender
"This is the worst kind of discrimination, the
kind against me!"
-Bender
Ben-der B-E-N-D-E-R Ben-der
-Bender
"Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned
in the gutter? No."
-Bender
"Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will
help the environment or not. But I do know that the decision shouldn't
be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun."
-Leela
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's
brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly
you've gone too far!"
the Professor
"The best way into a girl's bed is through her
parents. Have sex with them, and you're in."
-Zapp
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
-Morbo
"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"
-Morbo