- Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
- Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot'.
- Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
- Ted: Your cops are
called 'mounties'.
Barney: When I get sad
I
stop being sad and start being awesome
instead... true story!
Barney: It's going to be
legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not
lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...DAIRY!
Robin :"Oh, man, I love
Springsteen! He's like the American Bryan
Adams!"
Barney:
Suit up!
Lily:
Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?
Marshall: I'm not a gay
pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!
Marshall: A drumroll? So
what? that's it? You just said good night, went home and... performed
the drum solo?
Barney: What's that left
hand? Right hand suck? Word!
Barney: What's that? Self
five? Nice! We out!
Lily: Claudia is getting
married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as
breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying
to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your
eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.
Barney: Wait... my eyes? Or my
testicles?
Lily: One of each!