Versatile; the ability to multitask, or be "dual skilled" as they like to say at work, or just being able to adapt. Versatile is like being able to pour pint after pint of draught, and then turn around and make five Dilly Bar Shooters w/out spilling a drop of cream. Versatile is like programming the voicemail on a Nokia 6650 for some ninety year old blind and deaf woman from south of Wha-Fuck, LA., and on the next call, change the ICCID on the COAM GSM phone listed on Bob from New York's user profile. Versatile is writing Walter giving head in the living room, and Fox giving head in the shower....or either one of them bottoming. Is it versatile to use either hand? For changing channels on the telly, I mean ;) Versatile is being able to enjoy the silence and still find that people are people. Oooh, lame Depeche mode reference. I mean, enjoying a solo day and then enjoying a night at the bar dancing amidst a sweaty throng of gay boyz, that's versatile. Being able to pray to God, thank your higher power, and believe in yourself. That's versatility. If I'll only wear pink panties, and never the blue, would that make me reversatile? Or just obsessive? Being attracted to boys and girls is versatile, although most people would call it bi. Having a definite preference, though, and still switch hitting for whomever is willing to pay the rent is not bi, though. That's versatile. And typing the word versatile over and over again makes the word look wrong somehow. So I'd better add some versatility to this post. Did I mention I accepted the title of Mr. Gay Regina 14.5? And I was an Empress once. Now that's versatile!