May 31, 1981

My orthodontist's home address is ___, and his phone number is ___. His name is Duncan Yardley Brown. Yardley--what a joke!!! But he is nice; he has a cute ass, but he looks like an ad for night time cold medicine and he took Brand X! He is a wuss, and he is in desperate need of a tie tack.

We might go to Mother's tonight. Great, because I am hungry.

___ kissed me yesterday, and he still hasn't recovered (ha ha ha). In one week it will be my birthday.