TRANNY-CAM!


Dear Blacked-out Korinne,
I am beginning to paint in hopes that I come home looking somewhat like I did when I leave the house. Please by nice!
Sincerely
Sober Korinne

All aboard the hot mess express. Let the shenanigans of round three begin!

"Dear blacked out Korinne,
I have given you your allowance and tip money for the show. I have hid both the debit and visa cards from you, have a good night and get to bed at a decent hour.
-Sober Korinne"

"I ran into this guy I went to school with and he said 'Guess what, I'm a dad now!' and I said 'I got that beat, I'm a girl now!'"

"WHERE'S DION!"
-at brunch

"I'll go as soon as I can let go."
-at hospitality

"I'm supposed to be a dias attendant and I can't feel the ground!"
-at the ball

"Operation Regina is all coming together! Lock the doors tight there is a tranny storm coming in a week today."

"Dear Saskatoon skating rinks.... Formally known as Roads and sidewalks.
Why you hatin?
Sincerely, Tranny Shoes."

Gettin my tranny face on and I see the forecast is predicting vodka, and shenanigans!



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