Lori: It's not fair Dad. I was in the next room. It's not like I left him alone with Michael Jackson.

Hilary: For the love of peter petrelli.

    Lori Trager: It was madness at my house last night. Captain Clueless ate half our kitchen.
 Hillary: Kyle? I wouldn’t mind feasting on him, that boy’s a hottie.

    Kyle: You wanted to leave with him.
    Lori Trager: No, I wanted to stay here trapped in my room all night.
    Kyle: Sarcasm.
    Lori Trager: You’re catching on.

Mrs. Bloom: I've seen you going in and out of the Trager home, you're Lori's trampy friend.
Jessi: Oh, no, that's Hillary.

"Did you poison my makeup and put fleas in my dress?"--Amanda

I am not a cynic. I am totally "glass is half full." … I just acknowledge that the other half of the glass is a desolate void of disappointment, misery and regret. Preparing ahead makes me pragmatic.--Lori

Kyle: Juice Me!

"Now I'm the teabag!"
-Kyle

Kyle: Everybody laughed at me.
Josh Trager: And you don't know why?
Kyle: No.
Josh Trager: You never had an erection before?
Kyle: Not that I can remember.

Andy: You're totally screwed.
Josh: You're exaggerating.
Andy: You couldn't be more screwed if you were between a wall and a Phillip's head

Andy Jensen: Too bad they don't have merit badges for playing porno video games. You'd be an eagle scout by now.

Kyle: I'm going alone
Declan McDonough: Like hell...
Kyle: Declan. Thanks for driving me now I have to go on my own.

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