Lori: It's not fair Dad. I was in the next room. It's not like I left him alone with Michael Jackson.
Hilary: For the love of peter petrelli.
Lori Trager: It was madness at my house last night.
Captain Clueless ate half our kitchen.
Hillary: Kyle? I wouldn’t mind feasting on him, that boy’s a
hottie.
Kyle: You wanted to leave with him.
Lori Trager: No, I wanted to stay here trapped in
my room all night.
Kyle: Sarcasm.
Lori Trager: You’re catching on.
Mrs. Bloom: I've seen you going in and out of the Trager home, you're
Lori's trampy friend.
Jessi: Oh, no, that's Hillary.
"Did you poison my makeup and put fleas in my dress?"--Amanda
I am not a cynic. I am totally "glass is half full." … I just acknowledge that the other half of the glass is a desolate void of disappointment, misery and regret. Preparing ahead makes me pragmatic.--Lori
Kyle: Juice Me!
"Now I'm the teabag!"
-Kyle
Kyle: Everybody laughed at me.
Josh Trager: And you don't know why?
Kyle: No.
Josh Trager: You never had an erection before?
Kyle: Not that I can remember.
Andy: You're totally screwed.
Josh: You're exaggerating.
Andy: You couldn't be more screwed if you were between a wall and a
Phillip's head
Andy Jensen: Too bad they don't have merit badges for playing porno video games. You'd be an eagle scout by now.
Kyle: I'm going alone
Declan McDonough: Like hell...
Kyle: Declan. Thanks for driving me now I have to go on my own.