Prime
Minister: "Who do you have
to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?"
- Daisy: We've been given our parts in the nativity play! And I'm the lobster!
- Karen: The Lobster?
- Daisy: Yeah!
- Karen: In the nativity play?
- Daisy: Yeah! First Lobster!
- Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
- Daisy: Duh!
Prime Minister: I'm very busy
and important. How can I help you?
<>Billy
Mack: I realized that Christmas is-is
the
time to be with the people you love.
<>Joe: Right.
<>Billy Mack: And I realized that as dire chance and-and-and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a- with a chubby employee. And-and much as it grieves me to say it, it-it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
<>Joe: Well, this is a surprise.
<>Billy Mack: Yeah.
<>Joe: Ten minutes at Elton John's, you're as gay as a maypole.
Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
<>Joe: Right.
<>Billy Mack: And I realized that as dire chance and-and-and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a- with a chubby employee. And-and much as it grieves me to say it, it-it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
<>Joe: Well, this is a surprise.
<>Billy Mack: Yeah.
<>Joe: Ten minutes at Elton John's, you're as gay as a maypole.
Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
Daniel: Aren't you a bit young to
be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, you know – I thought it might be something worse.
Sam: Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, you know – I thought it might be something worse.
Sam: Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
Harry: Sarah, turn off your phone
and tell me exactly how long you've been working for us.
Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and what, about two hours.
Harry: And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and I'd say about an hour and thirty minutes.
Harry: I thought as much.
Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and what, about two hours.
Harry: And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and I'd say about an hour and thirty minutes.
Harry: I thought as much.
- Annie: Would you like to meet your household staff?
- Prime Minister: Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
Anything to put off actually running the country.
- Annie: And this is Natalie. She's new as well.
- Natalie: Hello David. I mean, Sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said 'shit'. Twice. Oh, I'm so sorry Sir.
- Prime Minister: That's alright. You could have said 'fuck' and then we'd all be in trouble.
- Natalie: Thank you, Sir. I did have a terrible premonition I was going to fuck up on my first day. Oh piss it!
Billy Mack: Oh. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
Billy Mack: Ask me anything you
like, I'll tell you the truth.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.
Sam: "Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love!"