You're a nouveau noromo. During the Pleistocene, nope, no romance!  This was going to be the show that was all about plot plot plot! Really.  those of us who weren't in that camp got yelled at all the time...

And he was as hot as hell, despite what's really a strange fascination with his son's penis.

-on DD

Dude, which part bothered you? The smoked salmon croquettes? Me too. Yuck.

bcfan, your province has some 'splaining to do....

Word.Wordy wordy word word.

How can you be pro-gun and pro-life? Doesn't your head eventually explode?

Oh look! My Canadian is showing.

There was giz long before there was XOK. Long before there were dinosaurs, too, I think...

Yeah, but trust me on this. We were all quoting gizzie, even if we didn't know it. COG (the cult of gizzie) and its off-shoots spread the gospel big time.

Seven days and counting, kids. I have my *we're not obsessed, we're focused* pin shined up and ready to go. Some of us are excited (that would be me). Some of us are wary. Some of us are cynical. Some of us are hyper-intelligent shades of blue. It takes all kinds.
(getting ready for the new XF movie)

To give credit where it's due, We're not obsessed we're focused is a gizzie-ism from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa y back when. She is, in fact, the one who sent me the pin, lo, these many years ago.

Husband (with reference to Billy Connelly): "Is that that guy?"
AMANDA: Yes. That's that guy.
HUBBY: I thought he was dead.
AMANDA: Clearly he isn't.
HUBBY: Are you sure?
AMANDA: ::: blinking ::::Yes. My life. One big non-sequitor.

You can't be too rich, thin, or paranoid. Especially paranoid.

OMG! They are standing in front of stained glass!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! That can only mean they are getting married!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!! Or you know, that they are standing in front of stained glass.
she'd really like it to be July, already...

Bastards. I hope they all get syphilis for Christmas.*
*unless they buy my house. Then I take the syph thing back.

I was eaten by wolves. I hate when that happens.

"Hey!  Churchill!  I wanna see the polar bears. . . "

Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Fluffy Mackerel Pudding!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure it's you sense of the dramatic I like best. Either that or your butt. I'll have to think about it.

k.morse: They are teasing buggers . They probabaly pulled the legs off spiders as kids.
MaybeAmanda: No no no. They convinced the spiders to pull their own legs off. It's called marketing...

LISBY: Amanda, honey, did you take your paranoia pills too often? The doctor was quite precise about how often to take them.
MAYBEAMANDA: Paranoid? Me? Why are you asking? Who told you that?

LISBY: We might get adult movies again, instead of yet another comic book.
MAYBEAMANDA: Oh, while you're at it, ask for a pony, too.

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